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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #960 on: May 25, 2012, 10:52:14 AM »
The patient asks the doctor, "What are the chances of my recovering?"  The doctor replies, "That's the good news, medical records show that one in ten people with your condition survive.  You are the tenth patient I have treated. The other nine died."

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #961 on: May 25, 2012, 11:57:19 AM »
Do you know why they won't let Wal Mart into Afganistan?
Because everything there is a target.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #962 on: June 01, 2012, 08:47:03 AM »
Thr Irish must be wealthy people................Their capital is always Dublin................ :wink:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #963 on: June 01, 2012, 10:16:43 AM »
Well, here goes....
A bus stops at a bus station, a train stops at a train station.... at my desk I have a work station.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #964 on: June 01, 2012, 10:20:59 AM »
Apple just introduced a new app for pirates....the i-patch.

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« Reply #965 on: June 01, 2012, 10:32:44 AM »
You`re getting the hang of it , Monte... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #966 on: June 01, 2012, 10:40:34 AM »
An elderly couple were walking about the streets of their home, Moscow. They each feel drops of moisture on their faces. The man says that it is snowing, but his wife is convinced that it's raining. Finally, they see General Rudolph walking by, and the woman calls him over to settle the dispute. The general says it's definitely rain. The man doesn't believe him. Sighing, his wife tells him, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #967 on: June 01, 2012, 10:43:54 AM »
What do you call a camel with no humps?
Humphrey!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #968 on: June 01, 2012, 10:53:53 AM »
What did the fisherman say to the card magician?
Pick a cod, any cod  :-D
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #969 on: June 01, 2012, 10:58:22 AM »
Floydjer,
I've got a long way to go to catch up with you.  I get a laugh out of this thread and so do my co-workers.
Monte.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #970 on: June 05, 2012, 09:55:46 PM »
Monte,

Even though we love you . . . .check your meds!

Respectfully . . .
SaltRat
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #971 on: June 08, 2012, 07:39:13 AM »
A Cyclops started a school, He had to close it because......................he only ...had....one....pupil.         :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #972 on: June 08, 2012, 03:31:49 PM »
Sorry I'm late today....
Did you hear about the archeologists in Africa that just discovered the fossil remains of a three legged
dinosaur?
It's the first documented case of a reptile disfunction!

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« Reply #973 on: June 15, 2012, 09:03:45 AM »
My dog is a terrible dancer....She has two left feet..................... :-)
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« Reply #974 on: June 15, 2012, 09:04:59 AM »
And I want all of you fathers out there to go to the beach on father`s day....After all, It is ....sun  day :cheers:
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