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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #90 on: May 04, 2009, 02:57:39 PM »
 :? Hickory, dickory, doc!  Two mice ran up the clock!  The clock struck one!  the other escaped with insurable injuries.   Crow
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #91 on: May 05, 2009, 08:22:36 AM »
Saturday is a free day for snide remarks.  :evil:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #92 on: May 05, 2009, 07:56:44 PM »
Well, it used to be Los Angeles . . . 50 miles north of Fresno now.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #93 on: May 05, 2009, 08:11:12 PM »
Sending you a calendar Dean, or will give you one at the lakes if you have the correct day to be there. :-D :evil:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #94 on: May 06, 2009, 01:08:50 PM »
ZZZZZING!!! :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #95 on: May 06, 2009, 02:28:14 PM »
Hey:

I've found a really good raison d'ete for this thread.  Tonight's the final meeting of the year of the Marquette Range Engineers Club.  I've been a member for more than thirty years, and have been honored by being elected president for about a decade now.  Each meeting I tell a joke or two.  In fact -- I think that's the biggest reason they keep re-electing me - I've usually got good jokes.

So just now I've printed off a few of the "gems" that are listed here.  I took all of the fifth page and will have ammo for the entire evening. 

If nothing else -- maybe I'll get them disgusted enough that they'll elect someone else for a change.

Thanks for the humor, boys and girls.  One of these days I'll dig out my dad's old "humor file" and post some of those for you.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #96 on: May 06, 2009, 04:09:32 PM »
Tonight's the final meeting of the year of the Marquette Range Engineers Club. 

May 6  :?  :?

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #97 on: May 06, 2009, 06:09:06 PM »
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Sending you a calendar Dean, or will give you one at the lakes if you have the correct day to be there.

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Tonight's the final meeting of the year of the Marquette Range Engineers Club.

I'm way too busy. I'm helping plan the 1998 annual meeting of the Los Angeles Procrastinators Club.
Well, it used to be Los Angeles . . . 50 miles north of Fresno now.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #98 on: May 06, 2009, 06:51:37 PM »
Dean, seeing as you have a ironing board with two wheels so you can lay on your back side and take a ride shows why you are behind times (years) You probably take a nap on the run and wake up a day later and wonder where you are or was. Maybe you can takes Jons spot and tell old jokes. See ya at the lakes. The 16th & 17th of this year. :-D
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #99 on: May 06, 2009, 07:33:51 PM »
I'm way too busy. I'm helping plan the 1998 annual meeting of the Los Angeles Procrastinators Club.

I'm going to move out there one of these days.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #100 on: May 07, 2009, 10:11:42 AM »
Mike, the Engineers Club meets October through May.  That's why this was the "final" meeting.  The jokes went over very well, thank all of you.  I got re-elected, as usual.  The good news is that we collected enough in donations and other stray income - to increase the amount of scholarship money this year.  For a long time we've given a $550 scholarshihp to Michigan Tech, Northern Michigan University, and the surveyor's professional/honor society at Michigan Tech.  This past year I asked the members to consider contributing a bit more -- and we ended up with enough to give $750 scholarships.  Maybe the jokes were part of that.

Okay, back to the jokes, folks.  Maxton is only eight days from now.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #101 on: May 07, 2009, 10:25:53 AM »
 :-o Hi diddle diddle,  the cat and the fiddle,  the cow jumped over the moon!   Now wasn't that an assanine feat for a creature of the bovine cult to attempt?    Crow
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #102 on: May 07, 2009, 01:21:41 PM »
The cow was MOONING DEAN. :roll:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #103 on: May 07, 2009, 02:20:16 PM »
Hey:

I've found a really good raison d'ete for this thread.  Tonight's the final meeting of the year of the Marquette Range Engineers Club.  I've been a member for more than thirty years, and have been honored by being elected president for about a decade now.  Each meeting I tell a joke or two.  In fact -- I think that's the biggest reason they keep re-electing me - I've usually got good jokes.

So just now I've printed off a few of the "gems" that are listed here.  I took all of the fifth page and will have ammo for the entire evening. 

If nothing else -- maybe I'll get them disgusted enough that they'll elect someone else for a change.

Thanks for the humor, boys and girls.  One of these days I'll dig out my dad's old "humor file" and post some of those for you.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #104 on: May 07, 2009, 02:21:28 PM »
 9 hours/8 min `til Friday :evil:
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