Stupid joke FRIDAY

[floydjer]

Did the person who invented bug spray start from scratch ...................

[Dr Goggles]

Did the person who invented bug spray start from scratch ...................

laughin here

I went to an expensive shoe shop, the guy looked surprised, maybe he thought I wasn't well heeled, but to me that was strange because that's why I was there....

[Moxnix]

A neutron saunters up to the bar and orders a drink. “How much?” he asks. The bartender says, “For you, no charge.”

A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind here.” The superconductor leaves without any resistance.

An atom walks into a bar, orders a beer, takes one sip and breaks down in tears. The bartender comes over and says, “Hey pal, what’s the matter?” The atom says, “I think I lost an electron.” Bartender says, “Are you sure?” Atom says, “I’m positive.”

Some helium floats into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.” The helium doesn’t react.

[Stan Back]

I've got to way, way back to get those.  I was going to look them up, but found there was usually a charge.

[Moxnix]

Rene Descartes was sitting at a bar. The bartender came over and asked if he would like another drink. He replied, "I think not." And he vanished.

[Milwaukee Midget]

Rene Descartes was sitting at a bar. The bartender came over and asked if he would like another drink. He replied, "I think not." And he vanished.

Well, as long as this thread has taken a pre-existential philosophy twist -

Fredrich Nietzsche was sitting at a bar.  The bartender came over and asked if he would like another drink.  He replied, "It doesn't really matter."

[Seldom Seen Slim]

The proper elderly English gentleman awoke one morning with an all-too unusual reminder of lost youth and wonderous days.  His footman, Jeeves, noticed, and asked:  "Shall I inform madam, Sir?"

The old fellow responded "Thank you Jeeves, but just had me my baggy tweeds.  I think I'll smuggle this one into town."

[floydjer]

Eh-hem......................................

[jimmy six]

It's not Friday but I couldn't resist

Six Truths in Life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility.

2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.

3. And discover #1 is a lie.

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face ..

I sincerely apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company.

[jl222]

It's not Friday but I couldn't resist

Six Truths in Life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility.

2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.

3. And discover #1 is a lie.

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face ..

I sincerely apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company.

   2 more idiots for company here

              JL222

[Milwaukee Midget]

How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?
 1. _ _NDOM


 2. F_ _K


 3. P_N_S


 4. PU_S_


 5. S_X


 6. BOO_S





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 Answers:

 1. RANDOM

 2. FORK

 3. PANTS

 4. PULSE

 5. SIX

 6. BOOKS

 You got all 6 wrong....didn't you?


 You do NOT have Alzheimer's


 You are a Pervert

[Captthundarr]

He,he,he,he, Mr. Pervison here.

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Chris, you got three of them wrong -- #3 is panes, #4 is purse, and #5 is sax.  And you call yourself a musician?

[Ron Gibson]

Crap, that means I got all 9 wrong.

Ron

[Cajun Kid]

I think I failed,,, but had fun