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« Reply #735 on: October 14, 2011, 11:45:55 AM »

Just for Floyd:

The Agony of Dyslexia

After Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my dyslexic friend.
 
He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.
 
I said to him, "You idiot! You're supposed to turn your clock back!"
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« Reply #736 on: October 14, 2011, 12:14:31 PM »

Mike, Its "Jerry'.....And that one made my head hurt.................... cheers
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« Reply #737 on: October 14, 2011, 01:14:23 PM »

Pink Jerry Huh

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« Reply #738 on: October 15, 2011, 05:30:14 PM »

Unh, I got this one on a Friday night?

http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=30018
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« Reply #739 on: October 15, 2011, 09:10:27 PM »

One of those cute little guys got trapped.  I hope he is OK.

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« Reply #740 on: October 15, 2011, 09:36:23 PM »

My joke post for the year.  DO NOT open until is is Friday.


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« Reply #741 on: October 15, 2011, 11:43:19 PM »

One of those cute little guys got trapped.  I hope he is OK.

watch him carefully again, I don't think he got hurt  undecided undecided


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It's a pretty obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it. rolleyes rolleyes
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« Reply #742 on: October 16, 2011, 12:56:05 AM »


It's a pretty obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it. rolleyes rolleyes

Depends on where you shop, but you're probably thinking of that silly pop remix that was used in the title credits of the 1982 Laotian "Matt Helm" knockoff, "Ku Chunk La".  At least the producers had the good common sense to letter box the laser disc, rather than crop it.  Lot of typo's in the subtitles, though.
 
Of course, that was back when they were signed to Tralfamadore Records - Roger really never did them any favors . . .  cool

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« Reply #743 on: October 16, 2011, 10:00:55 AM »

Midget, I wonder if there are any LSR venues on Tralfamadore.  huh Wayno
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« Reply #744 on: October 16, 2011, 10:27:09 AM »

Midget, I wonder if there are any LSR venues on Tralfamadore.  huh Wayno

Could be, but it sure would be tough trying to set a record in a place where time was non linear.   cheesy
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« Reply #745 on: October 16, 2011, 11:25:33 AM »

Midget, I wonder if there are any LSR venues on Tralfamadore.  huh Wayno

Could be, but it sure would be tough trying to set a record in a place where time was non linear.   cheesy
Oh, that.  rolleyes Wayno
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« Reply #746 on: October 16, 2011, 01:09:30 PM »

Time is a human invention. 
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« Reply #747 on: October 16, 2011, 03:24:11 PM »

Time is a human invention. 
I'll try to rember that next time.  cheers Wayno
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« Reply #748 on: October 16, 2011, 03:38:44 PM »

Time is a human invention. 
I'll try to rember that next time.  cheers Wayno

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« Reply #749 on: October 16, 2011, 03:53:56 PM »

Time is a human invention. 
That's why it's always 5 o'clock somewhere!  grin

Or beer-thirty!  smiley
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