A great mental picture!!!!
The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the
time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his
problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have
The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the
examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one
finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his
head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
"Hmm..."mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the
right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors....
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side . . . then snip-snip-snip-snip
on the left side.
The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with
amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the
midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.
The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and
discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The midget replied,
"Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy