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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4380 on: September 25, 2020, 08:28:24 AM »
A frog calls a psychic hot line and the advisor tells him he will meet a pretty girl that wants to know all about him. The frog asks where they will.meet and the advisor says.."In her biology class"..
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« Reply #4381 on: September 25, 2020, 08:29:26 AM »
A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks.."Is this stool taken"?..
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« Reply #4382 on: September 25, 2020, 08:34:52 AM »
.......Doctor tells a lady she has six months to live and should marry an engineer asap....She wonders how that will help and the Doc tells her the six months will seem like an eternity..... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4383 on: September 29, 2020, 05:49:28 PM »
can't remember till friday. so...

Don't mess with mother nature. Near Boston Mass. there were thousands of crows being killed on the highway. The dept of transportation did a study and found they were all being killed by truck traffic and not by cars. The dept of trans hired a scientist from MIT to investigate as to the reason. The results were as follows. Crows always have at least one bird in the flock posted as look outs to sound a danger warning. When the look out spots danger it will sound the CAW CAW CAW warning to the flock of crows. While all of the crows could cry out CAW none were able to say TRUCK.  :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4384 on: September 30, 2020, 05:34:41 PM »
.....????? cromag...Wal-Mart has Prevagen on sale... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4385 on: September 30, 2020, 05:42:58 PM »
Answer to camel....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4386 on: October 02, 2020, 01:04:56 AM »
A crow flies up to a woman on the street.
Crow: Miss, would you donate to my charity?
Woman: Why should I?
Crow: CAW CAW CAW CAW
Woman: What does that even mean?
Crow: Its four good caws.

Sorry, this one is for the birds. (RIP Alfred).  :dhorse:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4387 on: October 02, 2020, 08:26:40 AM »
Who hoo!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4388 on: October 02, 2020, 08:29:59 AM »
Hey Mike....Way back when I actually worked...My company display for car shows had a stuffed crow holding a sign in his beak that read "Low prices..Never more"... Went over most heads. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4389 on: October 02, 2020, 08:32:18 AM »
Know why you never see a dead crow on the road?? Because his pals sit in the trees and yell" Carr.Carr..Carr"
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4390 on: October 02, 2020, 08:35:03 AM »
...If a group of crows eat a box of corn flakes...Is that cereal murder?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4391 on: October 02, 2020, 08:39:13 AM »
Did you know the long tail feathers on a bird are called pinions? A crow has 7 and a raven has 8..So the difference between a crow and a raven is a matter of a pinion..
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4392 on: October 02, 2020, 08:42:06 AM »
Wait a sec.  ..A group of crows is a murder?? Is that why rap lyrics are for the birds???
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4393 on: October 02, 2020, 08:44:31 AM »
I haven't even had my caw-fee yet..... :dhorse:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4394 on: October 09, 2020, 09:43:58 AM »
In honor of Patti's new car.....Did you know Teslas do not have a new car smell? It is more of an Elon Musk....
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