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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4350 on: September 04, 2020, 08:27:03 PM »
...... If we could agree on how to count all of the prisoners...We could have a con census :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4351 on: September 04, 2020, 08:44:41 PM »
Jerry, Jerry.... puhleeze, back down on the caffeine intake!


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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4352 on: September 04, 2020, 09:15:57 PM »
I don't have a problem with caffeine..  I have a problem without it....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4353 on: September 04, 2020, 09:17:16 PM »
Did you know that Americans spend more money per year on coffee than on education?  How do we sleep at night?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4354 on: September 04, 2020, 09:20:25 PM »
I will stop with the coffee jokes....Don' t want to start a brew ha ha :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4355 on: September 04, 2020, 09:24:37 PM »
You started it Jim.... What do you call a coffee shop in Russia? Czarbucks..... :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4356 on: September 04, 2020, 11:02:10 PM »
Jerry, your jokes are like 5 cent espresso.

Cheap shots.

I'll probably have to install JAVA to understand them.

And remember sleep is no substitute for coffee.

BTW I was thinking of not responding to you until after my morning  brew.  But that would be procaffeinating.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4357 on: September 04, 2020, 11:13:05 PM »
I know what you mean Jim...There is a time and a place for decaf......never and in the trash... :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4358 on: September 04, 2020, 11:20:36 PM »
And with that....I am calling it a night...After I listen to my favorite Beatles song..Latte Be. :dhorse: :dhorse: :dhorse: cromag :cheers: :friday
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4359 on: September 04, 2020, 11:51:41 PM »
Dang Jerry, you were on a roll with your coffee... and prison jokes... sin of men wasn't it
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4360 on: September 11, 2020, 07:26:07 AM »
If a bear puts on shoes....Does it still have bear feet???
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4361 on: September 11, 2020, 07:31:17 AM »
Reminds me of the lizard that could not keep a girlfriend because of his reptile dysfunction....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4362 on: September 11, 2020, 10:15:03 AM »
All the rioting, burning and looting gives a new meaning to Demo-crat  :roll:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4363 on: September 11, 2020, 11:03:51 AM »
Not a good day for jokes.. Our country is in trouble. God, Please Bless America again.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4364 on: September 11, 2020, 11:36:32 AM »
.......Robert..... :cheers:
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