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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4335 on: August 21, 2020, 03:09:32 PM »
??? December 12 already??...Hey Bob..What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?? Cookie sheets :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4336 on: August 21, 2020, 03:10:01 PM »
Do you know when to take your gingerbread house to the doctor??.When it feels crumby... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4337 on: August 21, 2020, 03:16:47 PM »
My grandmother died after eating too many gingerbread houses....It was a rare case of Munch Housing Syndrome.... :friday
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4338 on: August 28, 2020, 09:44:49 AM »
Had lunch with a chess master....took him two hours to pass the salt....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4339 on: August 28, 2020, 09:45:49 AM »
Is it Seasons Greetings when salt says hello to pepper??
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4340 on: August 28, 2020, 11:49:17 AM »
Good news, Bob!  gingerbreadhouse.com is for sale.  The perfect place to share all your kitten pics.   :friday

On the other had, bockscar.com is also available.   :cheers:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4341 on: August 28, 2020, 01:57:42 PM »
Know how a gingerbread man treats an injured leg?? By icing it..... :dhorse:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4342 on: September 04, 2020, 03:30:23 PM »
Ghosts are bad liars...You can see right through them...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4343 on: September 04, 2020, 06:17:00 PM »
What do you call a short person who escaped from jail and can talk to ghost?


   A small medium at large.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4344 on: September 04, 2020, 08:09:37 PM »
Jail jokes eh?...What do you call a prisoner with a snarky attitude walking down a flight of stairs??..A condescending con descending. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4345 on: September 04, 2020, 08:11:38 PM »
My cousin that stutters was sentenced to six months in jail. That was two years ago...He still hasn't finished his sentence... :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4346 on: September 04, 2020, 08:16:45 PM »
I worked as a prison guard in Prague...Walked the cell blocks eight hours a day. Passed a lot of bad Czechs....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4347 on: September 04, 2020, 08:18:22 PM »
My uncle Bill went to prison for something he didn't do....He didn't wipe his fingerprints off the gun.... :friday
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4348 on: September 04, 2020, 08:21:54 PM »
While I worked as a prison guard I also taught English to the prisoners....It had it's prose and cons....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4349 on: September 04, 2020, 08:24:11 PM »
You know the best thing about the books in a prison library?? They are always in con text
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