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Offline floydjer

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4320 on: July 31, 2020, 06:56:47 AM »
....Then MaryBeth bought one stamp and asked if she had to put in on herself....The clerk said " No...you put it on the envelope"
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4321 on: July 31, 2020, 06:58:09 AM »
We just got a new postmaster...She is from Thailand. Name is Mai Ling :friday
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4322 on: July 31, 2020, 09:27:43 AM »
I heard Mary Beth wanted someone to take her to the Post Office.... ordered a guy from a male escort service
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4323 on: July 31, 2020, 09:59:20 AM »
Mary Beth recently was arrested for stealing a calendar. She got twelve months.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4324 on: July 31, 2020, 10:00:34 AM »
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecutive sentences.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4325 on: July 31, 2020, 11:52:34 AM »
I heard Mary Beth wanted someone to take her to the Post Office.... ordered a guy from a male escort service

Don't worry Jerry... I hear there was a happy ending to the story...  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4326 on: July 31, 2020, 03:09:32 PM »
I do need to post of pic of her so you rascals can enjoy that sight.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4327 on: August 07, 2020, 01:56:33 PM »
I gave my seat on a bus to a blind guy once....That is how I lost my bus driving job...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4328 on: August 14, 2020, 05:50:35 AM »
What brand/ model of car do Norwegian call  girls drive???? Fjord Escort. :cheers: :clap :friday
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4329 on: August 14, 2020, 06:06:22 AM »
I miss my bus driving job....Got paid to tell people where to get off...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4330 on: August 14, 2020, 11:49:07 PM »
Jerry, I heard Mary Beth was celebrating the discovery of electricity.... she was so thrilled she didn't have to watch TV by candlelight.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4331 on: August 21, 2020, 02:49:57 AM »
Just finished reading a book about the Stockholm syndrome.....It was bad at first,but I ended up liking it....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4332 on: August 21, 2020, 02:52:09 AM »
Some guy called and wanted to sell me a casket....I told him That was the last thing I needed....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4333 on: August 21, 2020, 02:55:49 AM »
.....A clown held the door for me today....What a nice jester... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4334 on: August 21, 2020, 01:23:50 PM »
I almost bought a little gingerbread house... but I noticed it smelled more like cottage cheese  1drink
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