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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4305 on: July 17, 2020, 03:10:07 PM »
We got a dog that used to belong to the blacksmith.  We knew the dog was well trained, but 10 minutes after we got him he made a bolt for the door.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4306 on: July 17, 2020, 03:48:57 PM »
Jon....I remember that dog! He wasn't fat, he was a little husky....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4307 on: July 17, 2020, 03:49:25 PM »
.....paws for effect.... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4308 on: July 17, 2020, 04:24:03 PM »
....and Slim got the dog from a small town near him...Anville.... :dhorse:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4309 on: July 17, 2020, 04:29:35 PM »
I applied for a job running a lathe......I got turned down...... :friday
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4310 on: July 24, 2020, 01:10:03 PM »
I took the shell off my racing snail thinking it would make him faster....It just made him more sluggish...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4311 on: July 24, 2020, 06:41:15 PM »
When Stainless and I saw him go by, Stainless said look at that escargot aktion086
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4312 on: July 24, 2020, 06:54:53 PM »
Jerry... at least he could still move under his own power... when my frog went lame he got toad
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4313 on: July 24, 2020, 07:55:41 PM »
Bob.....just ribbet  on a new set of legs..... 1drink
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4314 on: July 25, 2020, 12:10:39 AM »
Dang Jerry, I took your advice but during the procedure he croaked...  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4315 on: July 25, 2020, 12:13:05 AM »
Then all his tadpoles threatened to sue.... but they didn't have a leg to stand on...  :wink:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4316 on: July 29, 2020, 07:00:08 PM »
rhode island just outlawed having chickens in their state.

the reason; fowl language

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4317 on: July 30, 2020, 09:03:52 AM »
?????? cromag
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4318 on: July 31, 2020, 07:49:26 AM »
The mail man said the package I wanted to send was too heavy and needed more stamps.....I fail to understand how that will make it lighter....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4319 on: July 31, 2020, 07:51:39 AM »
.....And then MaryBeth walked in and starting yelling into an envelope. I guess she was sending a voicemail... :cheers:
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