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Offline desotoman

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4275 on: June 12, 2020, 10:17:46 AM »
Decisions, Decisions,  :? :? :?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4276 on: June 19, 2020, 05:54:44 AM »
I watch a guy paint pictures of bikes on a church ceiling...think he may have been Cycleangelo..
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4277 on: June 19, 2020, 08:11:44 AM »
...same guy painted little floppy eared  critters on his head...from a distance they look like hares...... :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4278 on: June 26, 2020, 06:33:05 AM »
Why did the banana to the hospital???  He didn't peel well...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4279 on: June 26, 2020, 06:34:12 AM »
How do you make a pirate angry??  Take away the P... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4280 on: June 26, 2020, 08:12:18 PM »
Did I mention the new machine I found at a casino??? They call it the ATM....I played the same 4 numbers all day long and got money every time! :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4281 on: June 26, 2020, 09:08:50 PM »
On my first trip to Bonneville, I was at the laundromat getting change. A passer-by told me it was the best paying machine in town. I hate to admit how long it took to sink in.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4282 on: June 26, 2020, 09:42:27 PM »
No joke...I went to toss some clothes in a coin up drier at a marina on Lake Powell and found a warm $20.....sweet! :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4283 on: June 26, 2020, 09:48:33 PM »
I do have a joke about the mint being closed....but it makes no cents....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4284 on: June 26, 2020, 09:51:25 PM »
I have no idea why the girl at Starbucks  got so mad when I knocked over that container of coins and bills..It said "tip jar"
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4285 on: June 26, 2020, 09:52:50 PM »
If you guys message Slim and order some masks I'll stop....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4286 on: June 26, 2020, 09:59:41 PM »
....No I won't :clap ..I  hate it when homeless people rattle their cups of coins at me...Just because they have more money than me they should not rub it in...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4287 on: June 26, 2020, 10:00:49 PM »
Guess who I ran in to at the eye doctor?...Everybody....... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4288 on: June 27, 2020, 10:16:20 AM »
Hold on for the worst, dudes and dudettes.  I've only sold face masks to about 8 of youse guys -- maybe 20 total masks.   I thank you for that support -- but geez, I doubt that there'll be a Salt Talks shirt this year so I need to fund the website through other means -- and masks are a current need, so please --

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4289 on: July 03, 2020, 01:48:57 PM »
First things first......You cheap bastages cough up  8 bucks for a mask before I add another joke thread!!! cromag
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