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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4245 on: May 15, 2020, 10:31:59 AM »
That fits - this is a slippery bunch!  lol8
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4246 on: May 15, 2020, 11:46:01 AM »
Banana jokes?? I have a bunch of them...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4247 on: May 15, 2020, 11:50:22 AM »
Hey Bob...Did you hear that farmers are not growing bananas any longer??  Guess they are long enough as they are. :clap :friday
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4248 on: May 15, 2020, 11:54:53 AM »
I looked for more banana jokes at the market...my search was fruit aisle.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4249 on: May 15, 2020, 11:56:46 AM »
I read that people eat more bananas that monkeys....Makes sense to me..I don't remember having ever eaten a monkey... :dhorse:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4250 on: May 15, 2020, 11:14:26 PM »
While it's still Friday I thought I'd try to slip one more banana joke in while the thought was ripe, but then it split and all I could do was yell OH

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4251 on: May 16, 2020, 12:40:42 AM »
I read that people eat more bananas that monkeys....Makes sense to me..I don't remember having ever eaten a monkey... :dhorse:

Outside Clark AB, Philippines, ~1975: one of the mobile taco stands was supposedly selling tacos using monkey meat.  True?  Dunno, I was possibly drunk.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4252 on: May 16, 2020, 05:46:32 AM »
     In 1967 Olongapo just over the bridge from Subic not far from Clark street vendors were selling grilled "monkey meat on a stick".  Saw a few cats running around but no dogs...........  No might have been, I was but still passed......  :friday

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4253 on: May 16, 2020, 05:55:51 AM »
 cromag..what the....? I 'll be in the safe room until friday. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4254 on: May 16, 2020, 10:04:40 AM »
The term "Monkey Meat" reminds me of the most depressing movie I ever saw- a 1952 Japanese movie "Fires On The Plain". A good movie but the most negative outlook ever.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4255 on: May 16, 2020, 10:56:44 AM »
The first thing one learned in po city was to count the number of legs on your chicken on a stick.         Ubracer.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4256 on: May 16, 2020, 11:32:27 AM »
Sigh....Stupid....joke.....FRIDAY :x
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4257 on: May 22, 2020, 08:40:10 AM »
....Friday....Check..... Which month cannot make a decision? MAYbe. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4258 on: May 22, 2020, 08:41:57 AM »
Think I might open a gardening shop.....Rake in the cash :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4259 on: May 22, 2020, 08:46:44 AM »
...maybe a bakery too...Call it The Flour Garden....... :friday
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