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Offline Stainless1

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4230 on: May 08, 2020, 07:43:08 PM »
Saw a flock of birds that looked like they were stuck together...May have been Vel-crows.. :cheers:

Wow that must have been murder....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4231 on: May 08, 2020, 07:59:39 PM »
Bob.....Only one black bird pun allowed..never more. :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4232 on: May 08, 2020, 10:49:59 PM »
Jerry, I'm surprised you're not raven about those big crows... one didn't go Poe on your car did it?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4233 on: May 09, 2020, 10:45:13 AM »
If it did...Nevermore.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4234 on: May 09, 2020, 11:34:27 AM »
Ugh!  A really poe series of puns.   :cheers:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4235 on: May 09, 2020, 12:12:31 PM »
A wun is the lowest form of pit!  :naughty
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4236 on: May 09, 2020, 02:18:54 PM »
Thank you, Mr. Spooner.   aktion086

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4237 on: May 09, 2020, 05:13:43 PM »
,........... cromag........
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4238 on: May 15, 2020, 07:02:48 AM »
Since today is Friday...With all.of the work being done developing self driving vehicles..I wonder how long until we get a country music song where a guy's truck leaves him too?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4239 on: May 15, 2020, 07:05:36 AM »
What Did E.T's mother say when he returned home? "Where on earth have you been"? :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4240 on: May 15, 2020, 07:39:04 AM »
Reminds me of the ball player who showed such poor sportsmanship that he stole third base and went home :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4241 on: May 15, 2020, 07:42:20 AM »
....I tried to Take a picture of the fog over the lake but mist my chance...Maybe dew it tomorrow... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4242 on: May 15, 2020, 07:46:00 AM »
Saw an ad. for cemetery plots ...That is the last thing I need...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4243 on: May 15, 2020, 07:46:43 AM »
Puns..That is how eye roll..  :dhorse:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4244 on: May 15, 2020, 08:50:48 AM »
I think you fruits should try banana jokes... I find those a peeling  :roll:
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