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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4215 on: May 01, 2020, 02:06:52 PM »
I'm going out on a limb to suggest we branch out to other subjects.

Hopefully that doesn't go against the grain with anyone.

Reminds me of the old line "Get out of the wheat field, Grandma, you're going against the grain."

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4216 on: May 01, 2020, 03:37:12 PM »
What do you get when you cross ammunition with leaf-less plants??? A cartridge in A bare tree.... :cheers: :clap :cheers: :clap :friday
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4217 on: May 01, 2020, 03:51:24 PM »
Going back many years...

What's purple and almost conquered the world? Alexander The Grape.


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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4218 on: May 01, 2020, 04:29:00 PM »
Hey Neil.....Know why Mrs. Grape left her family???  She was tired of raisin kids...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4219 on: May 01, 2020, 04:29:49 PM »
The hangover...aka The Wrath of Grapes
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4220 on: May 01, 2020, 04:33:06 PM »
Why did the grape stop half way when crossing the road?  He ran out of juice.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4221 on: May 01, 2020, 05:11:12 PM »
Spending a lot of time locked down at home Jerry?  Ask Patti nice and she might loosen your restraints for a while... maybe even let you go outside....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4222 on: May 01, 2020, 05:33:16 PM »
Bob......Did you mean let me back in??? :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4223 on: May 01, 2020, 06:33:34 PM »
Jer are you related to this guy?

At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Toronto , they have weekly husband's marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years. Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, "Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!" The priest responded, "Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?" Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go pick her up."
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4224 on: May 01, 2020, 07:17:30 PM »
Speaking of my birthday..I will turn 63 this year..That is 17 Celsius. :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4225 on: May 01, 2020, 07:33:35 PM »
Speaking of my birthday..I will turn 63 this year..That is 17 Celsius. :clap


And 441 in dog years.     :cheers:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4226 on: May 01, 2020, 07:50:22 PM »
Speaking of my birthday..I will turn 63 this year..That is 17 Celsius. :clap


And 441 in dog years.     :cheers:
And I shall still be doing laps..... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4227 on: May 01, 2020, 10:48:11 PM »
Jerry... doing laps... If you are offering to do lap dancing... thanks... but no thanks... remember occasionally it is better to receive than give....
Just don't get caught  :naughty  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4228 on: May 08, 2020, 06:32:53 AM »
Saw a flock of birds that looked like they were stuck together...May have been Vel-crows.. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4229 on: May 08, 2020, 06:38:57 AM »
I have a buddy who is a police officer on the riot squad...He likes to arrive at protests early to beat the crowd...  :clap :clap :clap
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