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Offline floydjer

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4200 on: May 01, 2020, 06:30:44 AM »
Can you identify a dogwood  tree by it's bark??..
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4201 on: May 01, 2020, 06:32:17 AM »
.....nevermind.....It fits in my hand..must be a palm... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4202 on: May 01, 2020, 06:35:21 AM »
...Sorry...I cannot resist acorn-y joke :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4203 on: May 01, 2020, 08:04:25 AM »
Yew don't have to be an such an ash hole about it, Jer!  aktion086
...Sorry...I cannot resist acorn-y joke either!  :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4204 on: May 01, 2020, 08:38:10 AM »
Woody....I just knew yew wood take that root... :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4205 on: May 01, 2020, 08:51:14 AM »
Are you sure you guys aren?t Oakies from Muskogee? 

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4206 on: May 01, 2020, 09:02:09 AM »
I glad to see y'all being so cherry this morning... the fruit of your labors makes me smile.... of course I think we all share a poplar view that our cups are half full.
Jerry's friend Mary Ann was thinking that way till one of her girl friends told her she needed a smaller bra...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4207 on: May 01, 2020, 09:22:12 AM »
Jer, acacia didn't notice you're the apple of my buckeye yew prickly-ash!  :naughty
Olive-in through in this definition of Buckeye: hairless nut of little or no commercial value!  :-P
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4208 on: May 01, 2020, 10:12:41 AM »
What a bunch of SAPS.     :wink:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4209 on: May 01, 2020, 11:48:35 AM »
Wow Woody...Did you log on just for that and then leave?? ,I need to take a nap..for rest,  before I spruce myself up.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4210 on: May 01, 2020, 11:53:16 AM »
Bob..MaryBeth... I shall try to sneak a pic of her sometime..she looks like Julieanne Hough  with long curly hair...five  feet - two ,90 pounds of do-able. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4211 on: May 01, 2020, 11:57:23 AM »
I saved most of those since elemen-tree  school.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4212 on: May 01, 2020, 12:00:30 PM »
And remember...My birthday is in Sept-timber
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4213 on: May 01, 2020, 01:18:52 PM »
I'm going out on a limb to suggest we branch out to other subjects.

Hopefully that doesn't go against the grain with anyone.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4214 on: May 01, 2020, 01:20:09 PM »
These are des-pear-ate times - got me plum loco-weed - now where did I put that hemlock?  :-P
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