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Offline floydjer

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4185 on: April 10, 2020, 06:16:20 AM »
I bought a Chinese bunny .....Going to use him in a batch of Hop Suey
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4186 on: April 10, 2020, 07:18:59 AM »
That's JOHNS Hop-kins if you please...... :evil: :cheers: :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4187 on: April 10, 2020, 07:48:25 AM »
.....??... :roll:... :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4188 on: April 10, 2020, 07:55:01 AM »
How to make Easter easier...Replace the T with an I.... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4189 on: April 10, 2020, 08:27:35 AM »
.....??... :roll:... :clap
The hospital and university founded/funded by the local Baltimore merchant, Johns Hopkins, is also semi affectionately known as "The John" particularly by the students thereof..... 8-) :clap

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4190 on: April 10, 2020, 09:12:14 AM »
Was his middle name loo?  :-P
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4191 on: April 10, 2020, 10:19:23 AM »
Almost ran over the Easter Bunny yesterday... missed it by a hare 

I think this will be a Good Friday  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4192 on: April 10, 2020, 10:23:38 AM »
Was his middle name loo?  :-P
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4193 on: April 17, 2020, 05:09:31 AM »
Why are there fish at the bottom of the ocean? Because they dropped out of school..
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4194 on: April 17, 2020, 05:12:47 AM »
Saw a diner that only allows dolphins....If they only get one, They still serve a porpoise..
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4195 on: April 24, 2020, 06:32:05 AM »
Of corona virus is not about beer..why do I hear of people with cases of it ?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4196 on: April 24, 2020, 06:33:15 AM »
......I have washed my hands so much that when I pee..I sanitize the toilet. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4197 on: April 24, 2020, 06:36:56 AM »
I have another corona virus joke....But most of you won't get it...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4198 on: April 24, 2020, 06:37:25 AM »
....and those that do will make it go viral...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4199 on: April 24, 2020, 01:04:17 PM »
You're killing us out here Jerry.... of course better you than the alternative
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