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Offline floydjer

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4140 on: February 28, 2020, 08:28:23 AM »
Patti and I just returned from a "once in a life time" vacation. We`ll never do that again...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4141 on: February 28, 2020, 08:30:14 AM »
also...Expand that pic of mayor Pete...The sticker in the lower corner of the windshield explains a lot... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4142 on: February 28, 2020, 08:40:48 AM »
Not having children prevents me from posting dad jokes...That would be a faux pa.....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4143 on: February 28, 2020, 10:46:07 AM »
also...Expand that pic of mayor Pete...The sticker in the lower corner of the windshield explains a lot... :cheers:

Jerry... Jerry... Jerry.... you can't throw every dope into the same pot
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4144 on: February 28, 2020, 03:15:22 PM »
Yo Bob...Patti and I are opening a combination Pot Store / Donut shop...Calling it  Glazed and Confused...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4145 on: March 06, 2020, 06:31:21 AM »
What do you  a gal that gambles too much ???..Betty..🤔
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4146 on: March 06, 2020, 06:42:32 AM »
The owner of the ice cream shop near our house  cannot pay his electric bill....Guess he will be having a liquidation sale..
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4147 on: March 06, 2020, 06:43:50 AM »
What did socialists use before candles????..Electricity.  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4148 on: March 06, 2020, 09:52:46 AM »
I think all the socialists are feeling the Bern....  aktion086
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4149 on: March 06, 2020, 10:21:25 PM »
Now Bob..Socialist jokes are only funny when everyone gets one😁
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4150 on: March 06, 2020, 10:24:00 PM »
I know a socialist who took a test on economics and got good Marx... :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4151 on: March 13, 2020, 06:45:26 AM »
I admit I am bald and I carry a pocket comb.  I can't part with it.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4152 on: March 13, 2020, 08:07:21 AM »
Gold and silver wall into a bar..Bartender yells "'eh you..get outta here" So gold left.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4153 on: March 13, 2020, 08:14:04 AM »
Pilgrims came here aboard the Mayflower..Barbers arrived via Clipper ships..
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4154 on: March 13, 2020, 09:10:14 AM »
As long as we're doing jokes that demand a t least a smidgen of chemistry, here's one from WAYY back (like 6th grade, I think)

Billy's gone to Heaven
To live for ever more.
For what he thought was H20
Was H2SO4
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