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Offline Stainless1

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4125 on: February 07, 2020, 09:06:36 PM »
I prefer paying full price rather than admitting I am a senior... :clap

sorry to be late to the party Jer.... I actually enjoy my status at the local Mexican restaurant.... they always say "welcome senior" 
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4126 on: February 14, 2020, 07:38:23 AM »
who do you call to clean an ocean??/...A mermaid...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4127 on: February 14, 2020, 07:41:34 AM »
And why is beach sand wet??  Because the sea weed..
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4128 on: February 14, 2020, 07:42:29 AM »
Know how much a pirate pays for corn??  A buccaneer  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4129 on: February 14, 2020, 07:47:15 AM »
Which reminds me of the pirate that lost his playing cards..Turned out he was sitting on the deck.. :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4130 on: February 14, 2020, 07:49:44 AM »
Which word is spelled wrong in the dictionary?....Wrong. 1drink
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4131 on: February 14, 2020, 08:11:54 AM »
I`ll wager that his decision to run for President was made on a Lark...( note to youngsters...That is a Studebaker Lark...They also had model named  President)
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4132 on: February 14, 2020, 08:13:16 AM »
'64 Lark?  Probably the single-most important car to drive a nail in the coffin of the Kenosha Canoe, right?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4133 on: February 14, 2020, 09:37:57 AM »
For Pete's sake Slim... I think that's a 62... but he was the mayor of Studetown
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4134 on: February 14, 2020, 10:20:27 AM »
Q. Why do skunks like to celebrate Valentine's day so much?


A. Because they are very scent-imental.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4135 on: February 14, 2020, 03:03:38 PM »
'64 Lark?  Probably the single-most important car to drive a nail in the coffin of the Kenosha Canoe, right?
I am no Studebaker expert..I have only owned 17 of them..But that is a 1959_61
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4136 on: February 14, 2020, 03:05:14 PM »
Know why pirates are pirates?..They just arrrrr :cheers: :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4137 on: February 21, 2020, 07:01:47 AM »
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes ??..Remorse code  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4138 on: February 21, 2020, 09:51:18 PM »
Hey guys...If you are taking Viagra, make sure the label says "Made in USA"



We do not want the Chinese or the Russians meddling in our erections.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4139 on: February 22, 2020, 11:19:47 AM »
What's hard to understand about that?