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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4110 on: January 03, 2020, 11:25:49 AM »
This guy goes into a rather sketchy strip club..After watching a somewhat portly dancer do her thing atop a table he tells her ." Those are some mighty fine legs "..she says " You think so"?.. He says " Sure do..they  didn`t collapse under all that weight" :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4111 on: January 03, 2020, 11:26:39 AM »
How do you torture a carpenter??..Rip out his nails.. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4112 on: January 10, 2020, 09:08:04 AM »
I went to a costume party ,the winner was the  Invisible man..his wife wasn`t much to look at either.. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4113 on: January 10, 2020, 09:09:13 AM »
Weatherman says we have a 50% chance of snow today...So I`ll just wear one boot.. :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4114 on: January 10, 2020, 09:20:57 AM »
Yo Bob..know how an Eskimo builds his house??..He sticks it together with Igloo.. :dhorse:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4115 on: January 10, 2020, 09:22:32 PM »
How do you torture a carpenter??..Rip out his nails.. :cheers:

I saw one take out his own toenails
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4116 on: January 17, 2020, 09:07:18 AM »
Sure Bob..I`ll bet he charged by the foot.. :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4117 on: January 17, 2020, 09:08:50 AM »
I kissed a canary once and ended up getting Chirpies..Thank goodness that is a tweetable canarial disease.. :clap :clap :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4118 on: January 17, 2020, 09:09:53 AM »
...I hope Stainless got a kick out of that one...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4119 on: January 17, 2020, 10:42:19 AM »
Landed squarely on my funny bone... I shin the thought of it landing anywhere else....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4120 on: January 31, 2020, 03:43:08 PM »
My Grandfather tried to warn everyone about the Titanic...he waved his arms and yelled " Iceberg" and all that happened was he got tossed out of the theater...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4121 on: January 31, 2020, 03:44:01 PM »
...gramps lived to be 103 years old and never used glasses...Drank straight from the bottle..
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4122 on: January 31, 2020, 03:44:55 PM »
I prefer paying full price rather than admitting I am a senior... :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4123 on: February 07, 2020, 05:25:53 PM »
O.K. , fine..I`ll do this all by myself. cromag  How is a dog similar to a telephone??  They each have collar I.D...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4124 on: February 07, 2020, 05:29:07 PM »
..Which part of a fish weighs the most??..The scales :clap
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