Author Topic: Stupid joke FRIDAY  (Read 2146916 times)

0 Members and 3 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline floydjer

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4242
  • "There is no duck side of the moon..."
Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4095 on: November 15, 2019, 08:05:43 AM »
Took the bride shopping yesterday and she asked a salesperson if she could try on "That blue dress in the window"...They told her she had to use the dressing room instead....
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Offline floydjer

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4242
  • "There is no duck side of the moon..."
Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4096 on: November 15, 2019, 08:15:42 AM »
...I heard a great jokes about clocks...But I don`t have the time to post it... :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Offline ggl205

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 956
  • G/FL 218.282 since 1995. G/FL record since 1993.
Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4097 on: November 15, 2019, 09:31:13 AM »
But vee haf vays uff making you toc.

John

Offline floydjer

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4242
  • "There is no duck side of the moon..."
Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4098 on: November 22, 2019, 10:26:35 AM »
When Noah wanted to see the animals aboard the Ark at night..Did he use flood lighting ??
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Offline floydjer

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4242
  • "There is no duck side of the moon..."
Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4099 on: November 22, 2019, 10:27:49 AM »
..I have a pair of twin octopuses..They are itenticle.. :clap
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Offline Stainless1

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 8948
  • Robert W. P. "Stainless" Steele
Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4100 on: November 22, 2019, 05:31:00 PM »
Been watching the house circus a little... I guess I have to call Bull Shiff...
Might need to switch all the lawyer jokes to congress jokes.... oh wait, they are lawyers...  :deal
never mind  :dhorse:
 :cheers:
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

Offline manta22

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4137
  • What, me worry?
Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4101 on: November 22, 2019, 06:22:56 PM »
Been watching the house circus a little... I guess I have to call Bull Shiff...
Might need to switch all the lawyer jokes to congress jokes.... oh wait, they are lawyers...  :deal
never mind  :dhorse:
 :cheers:

Those House politicians don't know Shiff from Shinola.  :laugh:
Regards, Neil  Tucson, AZ

Offline 4-barrel Mike

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3173
  • Any fool can drive a V8
Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4102 on: November 22, 2019, 07:06:31 PM »
"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." Mark Twain

"Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can." Mark Twain

"It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress." Mark Twain

 :cheers:

Mike
Mike Kelly - PROUD owner of the V4F that powered the #1931 VGC to a 82.803 mph record in 2008!

Offline floydjer

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4242
  • "There is no duck side of the moon..."
Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4103 on: December 06, 2019, 09:13:22 AM »
I have begun a new holiday  tradition. I carry a large stone and toss it at the first person I hear singing a Christmas song before December 1. ?I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.. :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Offline floydjer

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4242
  • "There is no duck side of the moon..."
Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4104 on: December 06, 2019, 09:14:53 AM »
Hmm..There is that fornicating ? messing up my... again. cromag
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Offline floydjer

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4242
  • "There is no duck side of the moon..."
Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4105 on: December 13, 2019, 08:55:14 PM »
What do you call a raccoon with carrots stuck in both ears??  Whatever you want, He can`t hear you. :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Offline Stainless1

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 8948
  • Robert W. P. "Stainless" Steele
Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4106 on: December 13, 2019, 09:15:23 PM »
Hey Jerry... I know some folks read some of this stuff and think you must be in your second childhood....

But we know better... never left the first.... let's consider it our own "me too" movement
 :cheers:
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

Offline USFRAMONTE

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 688
Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4107 on: December 20, 2019, 11:40:56 AM »
Q. What do you call someone that is afraid of Santa Claus?

A. Claustrophobic.

Offline 4-barrel Mike

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3173
  • Any fool can drive a V8
Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4108 on: December 20, 2019, 02:22:35 PM »
For the missing one, a Jerry-esque "joke": Where does a snowman keep his money?  In a snowbank.

Mike Kelly - PROUD owner of the V4F that powered the #1931 VGC to a 82.803 mph record in 2008!

Offline Stainless1

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 8948
  • Robert W. P. "Stainless" Steele
Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4109 on: December 20, 2019, 08:48:33 PM »
I'll lure Jerry in....
Know what an Ig is?

It's a ice house without a loo...
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O