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Offline floydjer

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4095 on: November 15, 2019, 07:05:43 AM »
Took the bride shopping yesterday and she asked a salesperson if she could try on "That blue dress in the window"...They told her she had to use the dressing room instead....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4096 on: November 15, 2019, 07:15:42 AM »
...I heard a great jokes about clocks...But I don`t have the time to post it... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4097 on: November 15, 2019, 08:31:13 AM »
But vee haf vays uff making you toc.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4098 on: November 22, 2019, 09:26:35 AM »
When Noah wanted to see the animals aboard the Ark at night..Did he use flood lighting ??
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4099 on: November 22, 2019, 09:27:49 AM »
..I have a pair of twin octopuses..They are itenticle.. :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4100 on: November 22, 2019, 04:31:00 PM »
Been watching the house circus a little... I guess I have to call Bull Shiff...
Might need to switch all the lawyer jokes to congress jokes.... oh wait, they are lawyers...  :deal
never mind  :dhorse:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4101 on: November 22, 2019, 05:22:56 PM »
Been watching the house circus a little... I guess I have to call Bull Shiff...
Might need to switch all the lawyer jokes to congress jokes.... oh wait, they are lawyers...  :deal
never mind  :dhorse:
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Those House politicians don't know Shiff from Shinola.  :laugh:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4102 on: November 22, 2019, 06:06:31 PM »
"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." Mark Twain

"Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can." Mark Twain

"It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress." Mark Twain

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4103 on: December 06, 2019, 08:13:22 AM »
I have begun a new holiday  tradition. I carry a large stone and toss it at the first person I hear singing a Christmas song before December 1. ?I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4104 on: December 06, 2019, 08:14:53 AM »
Hmm..There is that fornicating ? messing up my... again. cromag
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4105 on: December 13, 2019, 07:55:14 PM »
What do you call a raccoon with carrots stuck in both ears??  Whatever you want, He can`t hear you. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4106 on: December 13, 2019, 08:15:23 PM »
Hey Jerry... I know some folks read some of this stuff and think you must be in your second childhood....

But we know better... never left the first.... let's consider it our own "me too" movement
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4107 on: December 20, 2019, 10:40:56 AM »
Q. What do you call someone that is afraid of Santa Claus?

A. Claustrophobic.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4108 on: December 20, 2019, 01:22:35 PM »
For the missing one, a Jerry-esque "joke": Where does a snowman keep his money?  In a snowbank.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4109 on: December 20, 2019, 07:48:33 PM »
I'll lure Jerry in....
Know what an Ig is?

It's a ice house without a loo...
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