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Offline wobblywalrus

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4080 on: October 11, 2019, 10:03:31 PM »
No jokes today?

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4081 on: October 11, 2019, 10:23:17 PM »

Two muffins were sitting in the oven. One said to the other "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin replied "Yes it is, probably about 350 degrees Fahrenheit."

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4082 on: October 11, 2019, 10:33:28 PM »
Staying on topic cause I know how easily Jerry can go off:

Did you know that all the employees of Thomas's English Muffins are former embezzlers and child care workers?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4083 on: October 25, 2019, 06:40:03 PM »
This kid goes to a costume party with a girl on his back...someone asks what his costume is supposed to be and the kid says " I`m a turtle"...The other guy asks about the girl and the kid replies " That`s Michelle " :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4084 on: October 25, 2019, 08:37:35 PM »
??? According to Lennon & McCartney, Michelle was the phone company.   1drink

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4085 on: October 25, 2019, 11:55:05 PM »
That's right 4B..."Michelle... Ma Bell, Sont les mots...."
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4086 on: November 01, 2019, 04:33:55 PM »
What did the skeleton bring to the  Halloween pot luck??   Spare ribs...... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4087 on: November 01, 2019, 04:37:28 PM »
?..Which fruit do vampires prefer??..Neck-tarines?... :evil:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4088 on: November 01, 2019, 04:38:00 PM »
I just found this on Facebook and thought it was about LSR people 'til I scrolled all the way down.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4089 on: November 01, 2019, 04:38:35 PM »
I have no idea where the question marks came from...More web site wonkiness
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4090 on: November 01, 2019, 05:56:09 PM »
Pervert wanted to go trick or treating but he just didn't feel right.
Went to the doctor and the doctor said he didn't feel well because he had a hollow weiner!  :evil: ??? :evil:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4091 on: November 08, 2019, 08:03:40 AM »
Just a reminder...Do not catch snowflakes on your tongue until ALL of the birds have flown south for winter... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4092 on: November 08, 2019, 08:04:29 AM »
..How does a penguin build it`s home??..Igloos it together.. :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4093 on: November 08, 2019, 08:12:13 AM »
Just a reminder...Do not catch snowflakes on your tongue until ALL of the birds have flown south for winter... :cheers:

Why would you want to catch snowflakes on your tongue....  :? Oh wait, I'll bet you are talking about the one's that fall from the sky.... not the 2 legged ones  :naughty
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4094 on: November 08, 2019, 09:37:12 AM »
Oh heck Bob...Tongue, type, facial expression. I can catch them in a multitude of ways.. :evil:
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