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Offline floydjer

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4065 on: August 02, 2019, 03:00:13 PM »
You ya -hoos stay on topic.....Know what a bee does when it gets hot??  It takes off it`s yellow jacket
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4066 on: August 02, 2019, 03:17:56 PM »
Apologies, Jerry.  No matter how hard we try we can't be as stupid as you.   8-)

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4067 on: August 09, 2019, 10:56:33 AM »
Good news, guys!  Jerry checked himself into the Hokey Pokey Clinic and turned himself around.  :cheers:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4068 on: August 09, 2019, 05:32:09 PM »
Know what bees do when they need a ride???  They wait at the Buzz stop...????...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4069 on: August 09, 2019, 05:36:09 PM »
Hey Mike......Did you see the post I made regarding my spine?..It was about a weak back.. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4070 on: August 09, 2019, 05:38:37 PM »
Anyone want some dead batteries?..They are free of charge....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4071 on: August 09, 2019, 05:46:51 PM »
Bad news, Jerry, they're not making yard sticks any longer.   

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4072 on: September 06, 2019, 04:23:40 AM »
    Why are some people with vision issues looking forward to next year?

     It's the first time they will see 20 20.............

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4073 on: September 06, 2019, 08:54:31 AM »
Guy walks into a laundry that is owned by cats...he walks over to the head cat and asks if it can get a milk stain out of a silk tie...Cat says " I`ll have that licked in a minute.."
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4074 on: September 06, 2019, 08:55:31 AM »
...I think the cat next door ate a baby duck...He has a down in the mouth look to him... 1drink
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4075 on: September 06, 2019, 08:57:08 AM »
Yo Mike...No problem with the yard sticks...I use a tape measure to see how long jobs take.... :cheers: :cheers:( It`s good being King)
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4076 on: September 06, 2019, 12:55:24 PM »
Welcome back, Jerry.  Been somewhere without internet access?  muutt
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4077 on: October 04, 2019, 04:22:53 PM »
Mike....Worse..Retired wife...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4078 on: October 04, 2019, 04:23:33 PM »
If a plant needs a friend...Does it cauliflower??
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4079 on: October 04, 2019, 04:24:38 PM »
Told that one to the Irish Setter next door...He`s Dublin over right now... :cheers:
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