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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4035 on: June 07, 2019, 09:47:53 AM »
I got fired from my part time job at the bank...This little old lady asked me to check her balance, So I pushed her over...……………….
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4036 on: June 07, 2019, 09:53:16 AM »
My Dentist deserves an award for the fine work he does...Maybe I`ll get him a little plaque...………..
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4037 on: June 14, 2019, 07:40:18 AM »
In light of the system issues...………………..Never use "Beef" as a password..It`s not stroganoff...……….
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4038 on: June 14, 2019, 07:41:19 AM »
….My pet monkeys share an Amazon account...They are Prime mates...……………...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4039 on: June 14, 2019, 07:44:39 AM »
….Told my doctor that I am addicted to Twitter...He said " Sorry, I don`t follow...."
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4040 on: June 14, 2019, 07:45:24 AM »
Why is an I Phone charger not called  Apple Juice ???
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4041 on: June 14, 2019, 07:46:59 AM »
We`ll ,wel ,wlle...…………..Looks like the updates included auto correct...………..
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4042 on: June 21, 2019, 01:57:28 PM »
Way back in high school I almost joined the debate team....But they talked me out of it...???????.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4043 on: June 21, 2019, 09:47:22 PM »
I'm feeling bad for Jerry, all alone, being the only funny one out of THE WHOLE LSR Community.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4044 on: June 28, 2019, 08:05:14 AM »
Oh heck Jim...Life is too short to be serious all the time...If you can`t laugh at yourself? give me a call and I`ll laugh at you...??. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4045 on: June 28, 2019, 08:06:02 AM »
Life isn`t really short...It`s just that you are dead for so d^mn long.....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4046 on: June 28, 2019, 08:10:47 AM »
Fun stuff to do at the store:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4047 on: June 28, 2019, 08:26:24 AM »
...Patti said she wanted to see " 50 Shades of Gray"...So I showed her a pic of her hair...???...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4048 on: June 28, 2019, 08:29:32 AM »
...I asked an adorable little waitress where she had been all of my life...She said" For the first 50 years of it, I wasn`t even here .." :|
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4049 on: July 05, 2019, 07:34:01 AM »
Watched a guy dressed like Captain America do rap on the street corner....

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