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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4020 on: May 17, 2019, 02:29:49 PM »
Yea my brother got fired at the bakery for not loafing enough  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4021 on: May 17, 2019, 02:42:49 PM »
Getting fired wasn't a problem for him, he thought he was getting a job where he could make lots of bread... his pay never did rise.... when he didn't more money he felt burned, then he flew off the handle and went off half baked
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4022 on: May 17, 2019, 03:50:44 PM »
Pretty crusty comments from an olde sourdough.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4023 on: May 24, 2019, 12:41:38 PM »
Patti hit a tree with her new car....I now know where the name Mercedes Bends came from...……….
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4024 on: May 24, 2019, 12:42:19 PM »
A tree won`t hurt you...But if it could , It wood...……….
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4025 on: May 24, 2019, 12:44:54 PM »
Know what my neighbor has in common with a tree??  They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.....***Disclaimer***  My neighbor has a serious case of MILFiness
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4026 on: May 24, 2019, 12:50:39 PM »
C`mon Bob...Tree puns...I`m rooting for you...………….
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4027 on: May 24, 2019, 12:53:49 PM »
...It wood spruce up my day...……………... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4028 on: May 24, 2019, 12:56:16 PM »
….And I don`t trust trees...They are sorta shady...…….
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4029 on: May 24, 2019, 02:49:17 PM »
I'm just gonna leaf it to you Jerry... Maple you will find Gum in your Maidenhair, I know if you do you will Beech
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4030 on: May 31, 2019, 10:23:21 AM »
Why did the raccoon sleep under a car???  So he`d wake up oily...………….
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4031 on: May 31, 2019, 01:09:29 PM »
Tangentially: wouldn't it be ironic if Popeye's chicken was deep-fried in olive oil?  :cheers:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4032 on: May 31, 2019, 01:33:08 PM »
Mike...……………………………….Where the heck is that head shaking smilie??? :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4033 on: May 31, 2019, 01:35:57 PM »
...BUT...The people of Norway and Denmark do not think Popeye is all that powerful...He is however  strong to the Finnish
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4034 on: May 31, 2019, 01:37:01 PM »
Popeye`s favorite Led Zepplin song???  Olive my Love.....
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