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Offline 4-barrel Mike

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4005 on: May 03, 2019, 02:01:21 PM »
The Official Bernie Sanders Drinking Game:

Every time the Bernster mentions a free government program, chug someone else's beer.    :cheers:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4006 on: May 03, 2019, 05:35:49 PM »
geeeeez……..Good thing the safe room is fully stocked with cocoa and kittens. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4007 on: May 03, 2019, 07:49:19 PM »
Ok instead of Bernie maybe we should taco about cinco de mayo
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4008 on: May 03, 2019, 08:09:55 PM »
No mayo - Miracle Whip.   :-D
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4009 on: May 03, 2019, 08:14:41 PM »
Was that the Spanish-American war?

No – that was sinko the Maine.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4010 on: May 03, 2019, 08:19:18 PM »
Was that the Spanish-American war?

No – that was sinko the Maine.

You should remember.... the Maine
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4011 on: May 06, 2019, 01:26:40 PM »
Was that the Spanish-American war?

No – that was sinko the Maine.

Too soon man... Too soon

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4012 on: May 06, 2019, 07:55:11 PM »
De Mayo
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4013 on: May 07, 2019, 08:56:36 AM »
Eh-hem....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4014 on: May 10, 2019, 09:50:03 AM »
FROM NOW ON I WILL BE POSTING ALL JOKES IN CAPITALS. TODAY I POSTED IN LANSING...…………..
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4015 on: May 10, 2019, 09:52:32 AM »
19 and 20 got into a fight....21 :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4016 on: May 10, 2019, 10:00:32 AM »
Patti had a patient come in who claimed he was invisible......She had her receptionist tell him she couldn`t see him that day...…………...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4017 on: May 10, 2019, 10:04:27 AM »
My Doctor said that running would add years to my life...….I tried running around the block and I do feel  10 years older...………………... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4018 on: May 17, 2019, 12:22:11 PM »
geeeez….I`m all alone again ???    Give me ambiguity or something else.... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4019 on: May 17, 2019, 12:30:15 PM »
My dad lost his job at the Highway Dept. for stealing stuff and bringing it home...Now that I think of it,  All the signs were there...……………..
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