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Author Topic: Stupid joke Friday  (Read 919473 times)

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Offline floydjer

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3975 on: April 12, 2019, 12:05:35 PM »
Wasn`t Captain Stabbin was it???  ( goggle him at your own risk ) :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3976 on: April 12, 2019, 01:04:56 PM »
What(?)
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3977 on: April 19, 2019, 06:55:55 AM »
I went for a drive yesterday and as I rounded a corner a rabbit hopped into my path. Not wanting to ruin Easter by squishing the Easter bunny I swerved ...And missed him by a hare...………...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3978 on: April 19, 2019, 06:58:50 AM »
Know how to make Easter easier ???...…………..  Replace the "T" with an " I "...…….
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3979 on: April 19, 2019, 07:04:10 AM »
Easter is my favorite holiday...It commemorates the day when Jesus arose from the dead and turned all of the rabbits into chocolate :evil:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3980 on: April 19, 2019, 09:01:48 AM »
We used to raise cute little bunnies.  'Til one day one of them little critters hopped too close to a fan.  Took ears off his life.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3981 on: April 19, 2019, 09:03:48 AM »
And in a vein attempt to keep up with FJ - what is the END of Easter?


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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3982 on: April 19, 2019, 10:00:52 AM »
We had another little bunny, yes he was cute too, but about as dumb as the other bun - got his tail wacked off by a weed eater (he was hidin' in the tall grass).
Well, we looked and looked on the Internet to try and help the critter.   Amazon, Craig's list, Ebay, and one day it occurred to us.  Yep, you got it, we was shopping Wholesale.  We had to go to a retail store.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3983 on: April 19, 2019, 10:17:37 AM »
Careful Jim, you're sneaking up on Jerry!  :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3984 on: April 19, 2019, 11:14:31 AM »
P.J. This hard boiled humor was making me think eggzactly the same thing! 
I'm about to turn into an Easter basket case.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3985 on: April 19, 2019, 11:35:27 AM »
Been trying to smoke that green Easter Basket grass, kids?  I should think it tastes pretty skanky...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3986 on: April 19, 2019, 11:47:09 AM »
And y’all should know, SSS.  Sorta splains why your truck always smelt so funny.
On a related note, and and as a Public Service, I issue this reminder - The Easter Bunny is not a fold out!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3987 on: April 19, 2019, 01:28:11 PM »
Ummm... sorry for that last hit, Triple S.
I didn't realize you were having a bad hare day.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3988 on: April 26, 2019, 06:42:38 AM »
I asked my chemistry teacher if he knew any jokes about sodium.

He said Na.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3989 on: April 26, 2019, 08:02:49 AM »
Today I shall by-pass stupid and go for tacky.....What do you call a blind S.S officer???   A Not See.
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