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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3960 on: April 01, 2019, 01:37:07 PM »
Woo -Hoo...A reason for using this
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3961 on: April 01, 2019, 01:40:21 PM »
Oh no...I found a few pages of them...………...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3962 on: April 05, 2019, 07:55:23 AM »
I could take the easy route and cut/paste a couple threads from the past few weeks...………. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3963 on: April 05, 2019, 08:02:22 AM »
Or...…….I could ask what time Sean Connery arrived at Wimbledon...…………….Tennish :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3964 on: April 05, 2019, 08:25:28 AM »
The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense....  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3965 on: April 05, 2019, 11:06:23 AM »
Hmmm...No takers on the math quiz eh?...….Which King invented fractions ???  Henry the Eighth
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3966 on: April 05, 2019, 11:10:30 AM »
I won`t post my joke about the number 288....It`s 2 gross...………………. :dhorse:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3967 on: April 12, 2019, 07:34:27 AM »
Always practice safe eating...use condiments...………..
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3968 on: April 12, 2019, 09:19:48 AM »
Was watching CBS this morning to get by daily dose of Trump bashing  :-o when they broke in with real breaking news about an explosion at a cheese factory in France

de brie covered the entire area
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3969 on: April 12, 2019, 09:36:34 AM »
No kidding??...I entered my pet wheel of cheese in a track and field event and he tripped on one of the curdles...……………...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3970 on: April 12, 2019, 09:37:29 AM »
...The event was is another state...We stayed at The Stilton...……..
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3971 on: April 12, 2019, 09:40:37 AM »
You started it Bob...…….. :evil:....What type of cheese is made backwards???...…..Edam... :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3972 on: April 12, 2019, 09:51:21 AM »
Now THAT was good Jerry (finally)
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3973 on: April 12, 2019, 10:36:44 AM »
^^^^………..Ummmm…...Riddle ???
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3974 on: April 12, 2019, 12:04:04 PM »
^^^  Doc(k) ???
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