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Offline floydjer

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3945 on: March 29, 2019, 07:57:26 AM »
I am always tired on April 1......Must be from the 31 day March...……….
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3946 on: March 29, 2019, 09:55:13 AM »
What's food should you eat while looking at a calendar..... Dates
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3947 on: March 29, 2019, 09:58:55 AM »
The worst thing about a calendar is it shows you your days are numbered
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3948 on: March 29, 2019, 10:43:03 AM »
I`m letting those go in one year and out the other Bob...……….
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3949 on: March 29, 2019, 12:30:04 PM »
Yo Bob...Don`t you agree that Mondays are an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life ???
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3950 on: March 29, 2019, 12:32:52 PM »
Know what I never buy???  Those abhorrent word of the day calendars...……………….
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3951 on: March 29, 2019, 12:35:59 PM »
Honestly,? I never buy calendars...I think they are for the week...……………... :roll:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3952 on: March 29, 2019, 12:40:20 PM »
But calendars are popular with others......They seem to have 365 dates each year...……………..
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3953 on: March 29, 2019, 02:36:10 PM »
But calendars are popular with others......They seem to have 365 dates each year...……………..

Yea but sometimes they leap into more...
and Jerry, I haven't had a Monday for 13 years... 4748 Saturdays in a row for me  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3954 on: March 29, 2019, 02:55:04 PM »
AhHA!!

THAT explains why we haven't seen you in Church, S1!


And speaking of your days being numbered.......
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3955 on: March 29, 2019, 09:07:01 PM »
If March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers, what do May flowers bring forth?








Pilgrims

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3956 on: March 29, 2019, 09:11:46 PM »
If March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers, what do May flowers bring forth?








Pilgrims

Plymouths. 

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3957 on: April 01, 2019, 10:37:27 AM »
Why is everyone so tired on April 1?

Because they've just finished a long, 31 day March!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3958 on: April 01, 2019, 12:33:35 PM »
Mike......…….
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3959 on: April 01, 2019, 01:18:57 PM »
April Fool's Day is ALWAYS on Friday.   :mrgreen:

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