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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3930 on: March 15, 2019, 08:52:57 AM »
I never celebrate St. Patrick`s Day...I am still a bit miffed over him driving my family out of Ireland...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3931 on: March 15, 2019, 08:54:27 AM »
Actually....The last time I did go out on St. Pat`s I ended up taking a bus home.  Might not be a big deal to you...But I had never driven a bus before...... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3932 on: March 15, 2019, 08:56:18 AM »
I`ll bet ya` Bob is Dublin over in laughter right now...………..
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3933 on: March 15, 2019, 09:42:05 AM »
I`ll bet ya` Bob is Dublin over in laughter right now...………..

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3934 on: March 15, 2019, 07:34:42 PM »
hello?..tap..tap...This thing on???  Paddy walks into a bar and starts slamming down martinis....After each one he picks out the olives and places them in a jar...After the jar is filled he gets up to leave and the guy next to him says " what`s the deal with the olives"?  Paddy says " Oh those? Me wife sent me out for a jar of `em"...…(heard that one from my Irish pal that gets drunk and runs into walls...Rick O` Shay) :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3935 on: March 16, 2019, 08:38:11 AM »
Paddy worked at the local Guinness brewery.
One day the foreman knocked on his door and informed his wife that Paddy had died on the job.
The wife asked, "How did he die and did he suffer?"
The foreman said he had drowned in one of the vats but he did not suffer because he got out three times to pee!  :-o :-D :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3936 on: March 16, 2019, 09:39:08 AM »
What do you call an Irishman who stands out in the rain?

Paddy O'Furniture
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3937 on: March 22, 2019, 09:12:47 AM »
I think my boat is sick....It`s sitting at the doc(k)…...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3938 on: March 22, 2019, 09:14:58 AM »
I Googled " How to start a forest fire"...Got over 100,000 matches...…..
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3939 on: March 22, 2019, 09:17:37 AM »
…...Patti had a patient yesterday that had 12 plastic horses in his stomach....His condition is listed as  stable..... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3940 on: March 22, 2019, 01:31:09 PM »
The bartender says, "Why the long f--" when suddenly the horse cuts him off.

"I've heard that a million times. 'Why the long face, haha!' I hear that everywhere I go."

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that," says the bartender. "Other than that, how's your life?"

The horse responds with, "Stable."
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3941 on: March 22, 2019, 02:17:52 PM »
Then, right out of the gate the horse said "  Pour me a beer...I can`t stay furlong"...………...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3942 on: March 22, 2019, 03:54:44 PM »
Hay! Jerry.  Don't look so down in the mouth.  Just because your pasture prime.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3943 on: March 22, 2019, 06:45:19 PM »
I think jerry is outstanding in his field.   :-D

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3944 on: March 29, 2019, 07:55:18 AM »
When do monkeys fall from the sky???  During Ape-ril showers...…………….
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