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« Reply #3900 on: February 01, 2019, 11:29:35 AM »

It`s my pet turtle`s birthday....Think I`ll get him a shell phone cheers
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« Reply #3901 on: February 01, 2019, 11:32:03 AM »

...then he can send me shellfies…………...
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« Reply #3902 on: February 02, 2019, 12:23:37 AM »

Jerry, are you sure your pet is a turtle... and not some other animal hiding behind some shell corporation
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Yea I know I'm late.... now you will have to answer on the other thread....
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« Reply #3903 on: February 08, 2019, 10:32:11 PM »

Sorry I`m so late...Power just came back on...Single digit temps w/ 30-40 M.P.H. winds and 3/4 inch of freezing rain for an added bonus..Or as we call it..."Michigan"..So in tribute to the weather, What is a King`s favorite type of precipitation???....Hail !!!  cheers cheers cheers
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« Reply #3904 on: February 08, 2019, 10:33:08 PM »

Hmmm...I have no idea why this is not in the correct thread.... huh huh huh :cheers:any-hoo
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« Reply #3905 on: February 08, 2019, 10:33:34 PM »

See above thread cheers
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« Reply #3906 on: February 09, 2019, 04:11:12 PM »

A Tortoise was walking home late onenight when was mugged by six Snails .
They got everything  ,  cash credit cards  phone .
He went to the police who said its serious come inside as we will need a statment .
They sat him down and said the first thing they would need was a description of the six Snails .
He said  " I cant give you any , it all happened so fast  "
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« Reply #3907 on: February 09, 2019, 08:12:47 PM »

. . . but if you follow these trails . . .
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« Reply #3908 on: February 15, 2019, 10:06:30 AM »

Holy Cow !!!   A turtle joke brought SB out of his shell cheers
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« Reply #3909 on: February 15, 2019, 11:02:55 AM »

Why do fish live in salt water?/..Because pepper makes them sneeze...……….
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« Reply #3910 on: February 15, 2019, 11:21:37 AM »

Just in from Patti...….Any woman that thinks the way to a man`s heart is through his stomach needs to adjust her aim downward...……...
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« Reply #3911 on: February 15, 2019, 11:37:25 AM »

After electrifying us through the week with puns on another thread I am shocked you have any left in ya....

but since you started the day with holy cows....

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet..... Because they lactose  Dead Horse
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« Reply #3912 on: February 15, 2019, 11:59:43 AM »

Patti is on fire today...…………….Two women are talking and one says that her husband is an angel...The other says " You are so lucky..Mine is still alive..."
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« Reply #3913 on: February 15, 2019, 12:02:04 PM »

That is why I do not drink milk Bob...I`m lack toes intolerant.....I know..Udderly terrible. evil
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« Reply #3914 on: February 15, 2019, 08:08:57 PM »

I was going to say the jokes are getting fowl - but I'm too chicken!  cry Besides, messing with electricity can get you fried!  shocked grin Dead Horse
Seriously, Jer, your jokes are a-moo-zing!  cheers
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