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Offline Stainless1

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3885 on: January 18, 2019, 09:23:11 AM »
I guess I don't understand the wall financing thing.... There was plenty of material available in Nov 2015... at that time 65 million democrats SH1T a Brick when they learned Trump was elected president  :roll:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3886 on: January 18, 2019, 09:33:01 AM »
Oh sure Bob....taunt the snowflakes... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3887 on: January 18, 2019, 10:15:00 AM »
Well since Jerry switched us to snow.... do ya know what do you get from sitting on the snow too long?

Polaroids!  :cheers:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3888 on: January 18, 2019, 10:21:12 AM »
 :-oBob….I thought for certain that you would say " Hey J.B....What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common???  Both had big hits with The Wall...………………...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3889 on: January 18, 2019, 10:24:07 AM »
Seeing that Robert has switched us to snow..... :evil:...How does Frosty get to work ???  By icicle
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3890 on: January 18, 2019, 10:25:26 AM »
Returning to politics.... nope not me...
But you know when the snowflakes don't win they expect a trophy for precipitation.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3891 on: January 18, 2019, 10:54:57 AM »
And since I refuse to allow Bob to lure me in......here`s one for Pete.   You know you live in Canada when your kid`s Halloween costume fits over a snow suit...………….. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3892 on: January 18, 2019, 11:24:40 AM »
:-oBob….I thought for certain that you would say " Hey J.B....What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common???  Both had big hits with The Wall...………………...
NOT funny at all.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3893 on: January 18, 2019, 11:38:56 AM »
And since I refuse to allow Bob to lure me in......here`s one for Pete.   You know you live in Canada when your kid`s Halloween costume fits over a snow suit...………….. :cheers:

Unfortunately Jerry that's not a  joke, that's absolutely true most years!  :-D :-D :-D

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3894 on: January 18, 2019, 11:53:13 AM »
O.K...Correction...…..Princess Dianna and Pink Floyd then...………….. :evil: :evil: :evil: :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3895 on: January 18, 2019, 02:40:37 PM »
That's as funny as saying Kennedy died of a head ache. I'll just stop reading this Subaru.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3896 on: January 25, 2019, 10:01:01 AM »
Weather man predicts sub zero temps. and 4-6 inches of snow for today.....So Pete is having one last cook out before it gets cold...………...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3897 on: January 25, 2019, 10:05:10 AM »
If an orchestra plays in a thunderstorm...Who is most likely to be struck by lightning???..The conductor.... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3898 on: January 25, 2019, 10:17:26 AM »
I`m not saying the gal next door is fat....But when I said it was chilly outside?  She grabbed a bowl and spoon....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3899 on: January 25, 2019, 10:19:07 AM »
Patti is standing in the yard, holding her purse open over her head.....Must have heard about the change in the weather...……………. :roll:
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