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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3870 on: January 04, 2019, 12:19:33 PM »
Only if the weather swarm Chris...…………………………..
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3871 on: January 11, 2019, 09:13:39 AM »
Slim was in the hospital recovery room after surgery and a nurse asked how he felt.....He told her that he felt just fine ,but he did not care for the doctor`s use of a 4 letter word during the procedure...Nurse asked what 4 letter word that might have been and Slim replied..." Oops' :cheers: :cheers: :evil:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3872 on: January 11, 2019, 09:34:41 AM »
Hey Slim... if they start feeding you yeast and Turtle Wax you are close too being released....

They expect you to rise and shine  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3873 on: January 11, 2019, 10:01:44 AM »
If this helps Slim...….My new Doctor looked over my medical records and said" You look much better on paper than you do in person...……."
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3874 on: January 11, 2019, 10:31:25 AM »
Doctor told Slim, "I have good news and I have bad news!"

Slim said, "Give me the bad news first!"

Doctor says, "We have to amputate both your feet!"  :-( :-(

Slim says, "WTF's the good news?"

Doc says, "We have a buyer for your shoes!"  :-o :-o

Hope you don't get this doctor, Slim!  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3875 on: January 11, 2019, 11:18:43 AM »
Let`s all hope that Slim`s  Dr. doesn`t think a coma is a punctuation mark...…………….
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3876 on: January 11, 2019, 11:19:36 AM »
Poor Jon...……….Patti has a boat-load of these..... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3877 on: January 11, 2019, 11:22:58 AM »
….Jon`s  doctor is so dumb...He thinks Red Blood Count is another name for Dracula...………..
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3878 on: January 11, 2019, 11:55:54 AM »
Okay, okay -- slow down, gents.  It turns out that. . .

So when I got back from Mayo it was after hours Friday before Christmas.  I was carrying a form for the dentist to attest that he had looked and there weren't any cooties in my mouth.  But - it was frickin' Christmas break so the dentist didn't open 'til last Monday.  And that's when he discovered the swamp growth in one of my fangs, so I had to have that yanked out this morning.  Fine, but now the surgery ain't happening 'til 21 February. 

Other detail:  When I scheduled the cutting it was with Nancy's remaining vacation days in mind.  She has to use 'em before the end of January.  All was gonna be perfect -- until this change.

So last night Nancy looked at me and said:  "You know, honey, how many times I've grumped that we never take a "real" vacation that doesn't include racing.  We use up all of my time at Bville.  That's okay, but since we've got this time already blocked out - - - let's go see my brother and his wife in Melborne Beach."

Gentlemen, I tell you this tidbit of sooth and ask that you harken carefully:  There are times when you should know to instantly fold your hand, smile, and go online to start shopping for tickets.

We fly out next Wednesday. :cheers: :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3879 on: January 11, 2019, 12:21:06 PM »
Great....Now we have to switch to dentists...……..Or Floridians...….. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3880 on: January 11, 2019, 05:17:46 PM »
Jerry... I thought dentists were Fluoridians  :roll:  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3881 on: January 11, 2019, 05:49:05 PM »
Slim, take your shoes with you - you won't get as much for your sandals!  :-o :-D :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3882 on: January 11, 2019, 08:22:04 PM »
Hey Slim it sounds like you will be in good hands.... the best cardiologists are in the heartland  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3883 on: January 18, 2019, 08:23:52 AM »
Know what you call a dentist that doesn`t like tea???? ...Denis...……….
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3884 on: January 18, 2019, 08:24:39 AM »
I need to take my pet deer to the dentist...He has buck teeth...
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