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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3855 on: December 21, 2018, 07:42:47 AM »
I met Santa`s reindeer once...One of them had no manners at all...Think his name was Rude-olph
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3856 on: December 21, 2018, 07:45:38 AM »
What would you call Santa if he had no money???   Saint Nickle-less...…………………………..
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3857 on: December 21, 2018, 08:12:41 AM »
So, do you know the name of the 10th reindeer?

Olive; Olive the other reindeer!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3858 on: December 21, 2018, 09:19:57 AM »
Try this.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3859 on: December 21, 2018, 02:38:44 PM »
Why does Santa slide down the chimney??  Because it "soots" him...………...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3860 on: December 21, 2018, 03:46:21 PM »
What do you call a cat on a sunny SoCal beach?  Sandy Claws   :dhorse:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3861 on: December 28, 2018, 07:43:45 AM »
I enjoy watching the ball drop in Times Square....reminds me of what I did all year long...……….
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3862 on: December 28, 2018, 07:49:58 AM »
Finding a comedian on NYE is easy...They are in the punch line...……...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3863 on: December 28, 2018, 10:59:48 AM »
The local beer brewing club is headed to a nude beach again this year for the Hoppy Nude Year's Eve Party
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3864 on: December 28, 2018, 11:08:03 AM »
Bob...…….I don`t believe I care to join that group for the "ball drop"...…………..
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3865 on: December 28, 2018, 11:20:53 AM »
Bob...…….I don`t believe I care to join that group for the "ball drop"...…………..
We may need to get a reading from Slim.... was that a dangling participle?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3866 on: December 28, 2018, 11:50:22 AM »
Yep - it's dangling low and to the left.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3867 on: January 04, 2019, 07:57:05 AM »
What movie do bees like to watch???...The Sting...……..
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3868 on: January 04, 2019, 07:58:00 AM »
I hear that the bees have gone on strike...They want more honey and shorter working flowers......
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3869 on: January 04, 2019, 12:06:34 PM »
I hear that the bees have gone on strike...They want more honey and shorter working flowers......

Nope - they're compensated through the pollen ate.
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