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« Reply #3855 on: December 21, 2018, 08:42:47 AM »

I met Santa`s reindeer once...One of them had no manners at all...Think his name was Rude-olph
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« Reply #3856 on: December 21, 2018, 08:45:38 AM »

What would you call Santa if he had no money???   Saint Nickle-less.....
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« Reply #3857 on: December 21, 2018, 09:12:41 AM »

So, do you know the name of the 10th reindeer?

Olive; Olive the other reindeer!
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« Reply #3858 on: December 21, 2018, 10:19:57 AM »

Try this.


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« Reply #3859 on: December 21, 2018, 03:38:44 PM »

Why does Santa slide down the chimney??  Because it "soots" him......
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« Reply #3860 on: December 21, 2018, 04:46:21 PM »

What do you call a cat on a sunny SoCal beach?  Sandy Claws   Dead Horse

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« Reply #3861 on: December 28, 2018, 08:43:45 AM »

I enjoy watching the ball drop in Times Square....reminds me of what I did all year long....
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« Reply #3862 on: December 28, 2018, 08:49:58 AM »

Finding a comedian on NYE is easy...They are in the punch line......
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« Reply #3863 on: December 28, 2018, 11:59:48 AM »

The local beer brewing club is headed to a nude beach again this year for the Hoppy Nude Year's Eve Party
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« Reply #3864 on: December 28, 2018, 12:08:03 PM »

Bob....I don`t believe I care to join that group for the "ball drop".....
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« Reply #3865 on: December 28, 2018, 12:20:53 PM »

Bob....I don`t believe I care to join that group for the "ball drop".....
We may need to get a reading from Slim.... was that a dangling participle?
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« Reply #3866 on: December 28, 2018, 12:50:22 PM »

Yep - it's dangling low and to the left.
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« Reply #3867 on: January 04, 2019, 08:57:05 AM »

What movie do bees like to watch???...The Sting.....
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« Reply #3868 on: January 04, 2019, 08:58:00 AM »

I hear that the bees have gone on strike...They want more honey and shorter working flowers......
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« Reply #3869 on: January 04, 2019, 01:06:34 PM »

I hear that the bees have gone on strike...They want more honey and shorter working flowers......

Nope - they're compensated through the pollen ate.
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