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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3810 on: December 07, 2018, 12:44:10 PM »
Pete sees a welding job posted in the local paper...$18-$40 per hour.  He goes in for an interview and they want to see a couple test passes...First pass he does is the nastiest slag inclusion laden /holes blown/ undercut mess anyone has ever witnessed....Second pass is Lincoln Welding hand book picture perfect.  guy asks why they are so different and Pete says " First one was $18...The second was $40 :cheers:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3811 on: December 07, 2018, 01:28:39 PM »
Not a joke..Just wanted to share this. My sister Mary ( yes, Jerry Berry has a sister Mary) collects antique sewing machines..I have no idea why..But she went to an auction and spotted a machine she just had to have...some old guy was looking it over pretty closely and Mary walked over and told him to stop looking because he " Didn`t bring enough  money to get it...I will out-bid you until I get it"  Sigh...She paid about 3 times it`s value.  I need to coach her better. :oops:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3812 on: December 07, 2018, 01:32:29 PM »
yes.... those are some pretty crumby puns.Or they are ??  I`ll bet you tossed out your toaster because you are black toast intolerant..... :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3813 on: December 07, 2018, 01:45:34 PM »
OK.... it appears that the bread jokes are becoming pretty stale.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3814 on: December 07, 2018, 01:52:45 PM »
No my friend...Bread jokes never get mold...………. :evil:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3815 on: December 07, 2018, 02:02:21 PM »
No my friend...Bread jokes never get mold...………. :evil:

Well . . . it kinda depends upon how you slice it.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3816 on: December 07, 2018, 02:12:36 PM »
 I`ll bet you tossed out your toaster because you are black toast intolerant.....
dough...... :roll: eye "roll".  I just got it.  doesn't that take the cake.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3817 on: December 07, 2018, 02:21:52 PM »
No my friend...Bread jokes never get mold...………. :evil:
well then, please........ donut stop.  I crust that you have more.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3818 on: December 14, 2018, 09:11:30 AM »
This Vampire is leaving for his first date and dad vampire asks what the plans are for the night...The vampire says " We`re going to a movie and maybe stop for a quick bite"...…….
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3819 on: December 14, 2018, 09:15:48 AM »
Guy enters a barber shop with a small kid in tow.....he gets a haircut while the kid watches and then places the youth in the chair and tells the barber that he needs to run down the street and buy a shirt while the kid gets his hair cut. Barber cuts the little tykes hair and about 20 minutes pass...Barber tells the kid that dad must be having a hard time finding the right shirt and the kid says " He`s not my dad...he grabbed me off the corner and said to come with him for a free hair cut" :evil:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3820 on: December 14, 2018, 09:35:55 AM »
I had an intermittent problem with my 70's AMC car, finally took it to a mechanic....
After 2 days he called and said it's a Gremlin  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3821 on: December 14, 2018, 10:18:18 AM »
Bob...If you drove a Hornet...That joke would Bee funnier...………...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3822 on: December 14, 2018, 10:26:14 AM »
Queue the Allman Bros' music: "Lord, I Was Born A Rambler Man"
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3823 on: December 14, 2018, 10:27:10 AM »
I suspect he has a "Rogue" mechanic.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3824 on: December 14, 2018, 10:38:06 AM »
Queue the Allman Bros' music: "Lord, I Was Born A Rambler Man"
Yea...Good Ol` AMERICAN music...………….. :cheers:
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