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Author Topic: Stupid joke Friday  (Read 921654 times)

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Offline Paulin adelaide

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3795 on: December 02, 2018, 04:18:34 AM »
I´ve just downloaded  a pirate cpoy of the  Queen movie, Bohemian Rhapsody!

I think it was filmed in a cinema , really bad quality , as all I see is a little silhouetto of a man.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3796 on: December 02, 2018, 04:49:41 AM »
That must be Scaramouch!!!!.
I hate that song. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3797 on: December 07, 2018, 08:42:05 AM »
Pete sees a welding job posted in the local paper...$18-$40 per hour.  He goes in for an interview and they want to see a couple test passes...First pass he does is the nastiest slag inclusion laden /holes blown/ undercut mess anyone has ever witnessed....Second pass is Lincoln Welding hand book picture perfect.  guy asks why they are so different and Pete says " First one was $18...The second was $40 :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3798 on: December 07, 2018, 09:21:43 AM »
 :evil: :-D :cheers: :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3799 on: December 07, 2018, 09:26:51 AM »
I can finally define my welding skills - around $18.79. And thats why none of the serious stuff is being welded by me - if only I could find someone who charges only $40 and hour  :-D
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3800 on: December 07, 2018, 09:35:59 AM »
….That was the joke...Pete taking that big of a pay cut...………. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3801 on: December 07, 2018, 09:49:11 AM »
I just read cracker consumption was flat but bread is rising...  :roll:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3802 on: December 07, 2018, 09:51:50 AM »
Good to see Bob posting ,rather than loaf-ing around...……………….
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3803 on: December 07, 2018, 10:12:30 AM »
Jerry you knead to loaf a little or your brain will bake  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3804 on: December 07, 2018, 10:23:57 AM »
Just enjoying the day in my little slice of heaven Bob...……………….
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3805 on: December 07, 2018, 10:28:47 AM »
Yes, I know.....I`m such a heel...………………... :evil:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3806 on: December 07, 2018, 10:38:18 AM »
...And I`m certain you`ll toast to that...……….
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3807 on: December 07, 2018, 11:06:11 AM »
...And I`m certain you`ll toast to that...……….

It's the yeast he can do . . .
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3808 on: December 07, 2018, 11:19:51 AM »
Goodness....Chris is on a roll...…………...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3809 on: December 07, 2018, 12:02:26 PM »
yes.... those are some pretty crumby puns.