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« Reply #3780 on: November 16, 2018, 01:02:28 PM »

Guy walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he`d like...Guy says " Surprise me "...So the bartender hands him naked pictures of his wife...……... cheers
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« Reply #3781 on: November 16, 2018, 01:29:11 PM »

An Anthropology major walks into a bar....Puts on apron and starts waiting tables as 4 years of college have given him no marketable skills...……... cheers cheers cheers  ( Patti`s cousin has an Anthropology Doctorate)
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« Reply #3782 on: November 16, 2018, 04:26:32 PM »

Called the dentist's office today to set an appointment.  The receptionist started rattling off this laundry list of crap - "Don't forget your insurance card, parking is on the east side of the building, please be here 15 minutes early to fill out the paperwork".

I told her, "I know the drill".
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« Reply #3783 on: November 16, 2018, 04:30:43 PM »

An Anthropology major walks into a bar....Puts on apron and starts waiting tables as 4 years of college have given him no marketable skills...……... cheers cheers cheers  ( Patti`s cousin has an Anthropology Doctorate)

So with all the schooling does he/she know anything about ants.... like how to get rid of them
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« Reply #3784 on: November 23, 2018, 09:27:40 AM »

No Bob....He only knows how to apologize for his uncle`s wife breaking your window with a bad pitch...…(  aunt-throw-pology…)
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« Reply #3785 on: November 23, 2018, 09:28:51 AM »

How does a fish always know it`s own weight ??  It has it`s own scales...……. cheers
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« Reply #3786 on: November 23, 2018, 09:36:24 AM »

What do you call a fish with two knees Huh...A Tunee fish
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« Reply #3787 on: November 30, 2018, 09:32:35 AM »

Hmmmm….On my own again eh ?....I bought a dry erase board for the shop...Those things are remarkable...…………………..
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« Reply #3788 on: November 30, 2018, 09:37:49 AM »

What sound does a nut make when it sneezes Huh...Cashew...………... cheers
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« Reply #3789 on: November 30, 2018, 09:43:53 AM »

This highly intoxicated 3 foot tall guy stumbles into a bar, Falls on the floor and asks for a beer....Bartender says " You need to leave...I can see you`re a little drunk...."
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« Reply #3790 on: November 30, 2018, 09:54:44 AM »

Kid down the street built a snowman in the yard and is now looking  through a bag of carrots......I guess he`s picking his nose...………………..
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« Reply #3791 on: November 30, 2018, 09:59:01 AM »

Jer, be careful, he may need that for the two lumps of coal!  shocked grin
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« Reply #3792 on: November 30, 2018, 10:17:48 AM »

One of my friends is getting a divorce... He says she has changed... and just hasn't been the same since the house fell on her sister  shocked
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« Reply #3793 on: November 30, 2018, 10:44:13 AM »

There are two sides to every divorce....Your`s and  Sh*t-Head`s
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« Reply #3794 on: November 30, 2018, 11:00:19 AM »

Yep.


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