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Author Topic: Stupid joke Friday  (Read 906027 times)

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Offline 4-barrel Mike

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3735 on: September 14, 2018, 10:05:56 PM »
Big Brother says, "Jerry quacks like a duck."  :mrgreen:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3736 on: September 14, 2018, 10:36:47 PM »
Jerry for president. Period.
Hey Jerry, what's your thing with ducks????. :-D

He doesn't want to be President.  He'd rather be known as "His Eggcelency"
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3737 on: September 15, 2018, 10:19:30 AM »
I think he's ducking the issue.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3738 on: September 15, 2018, 10:32:26 AM »
I think he's ducking the issue.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3739 on: September 21, 2018, 08:45:42 AM »
I asked Patti what she wanted for her birthday and she told me that nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace.  So I got her nothing...……...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3740 on: September 21, 2018, 08:48:50 AM »
…..Just kidding....I got her a new refrigerator…..You should see her face light up when she opens the door..... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3741 on: September 21, 2018, 08:50:09 AM »
I asked Patti what she wanted for her birthday and she told me that nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace.  So I got her nothing...……...

…..Just kidding....I got her a new refrigerator…..You should see her face light up when she opens the door..... :cheers:

Rare patience, that girl.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3742 on: September 21, 2018, 08:57:26 AM »
Indeed Chris....I honestly have not a clue as to how she does it.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3743 on: September 21, 2018, 08:58:37 AM »
I changed all of my passwords to " Incorrect"...That way, No matter what I type...It says " password is incorrect" :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3744 on: September 26, 2018, 08:12:53 AM »
I know it's not Friday, but I just wanted to give a shout-out to the guy makes Friday morning something almost worth waking up for.

Happy Birthday, Jerry!

KEEP IT REAL, KEEP IT STUPID - KEEP IT REAL STUPID.  :wink:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3745 on: September 26, 2018, 08:34:39 AM »
Thank you Chris...……………..365 days until I get my first Social Security check :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3746 on: September 26, 2018, 08:41:58 AM »
Well I have to agree this thread should be active on Fridays and Jerry's Birthday

Jerry, since we are both optimistic I think we must have the same blood type.... B Positive :cheers:
Remember to take the candles off the cake before you have it, they will give you heartburn
Have a great 61st.... but I hate to tell you it will be 30 to 60 days longer.... the government is a slow pay outfit. 
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3747 on: September 26, 2018, 10:49:44 AM »
Happy Birthday Jerry and I'm not jokin'!!!  :-D :-D :-D  :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3748 on: September 28, 2018, 09:02:27 AM »
I watched a segment on the local news regarding self driving vehicles and it made me wonder.....How long until we hear a country song about a guy`s truck leaving him too???
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3749 on: September 28, 2018, 09:20:57 AM »
I watched a segment on the local news regarding self driving vehicles and it made me wonder.....How long until we hear a country song about a guy`s truck leaving him too???

Jerry - I really think that this is one of your better ones!  :cheers:
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

We are NOT rebuilding . . . We are reloading.

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