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« Reply #3705 on: August 24, 2018, 01:14:42 PM »

Slim....That would not be gneiss.....
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« Reply #3706 on: August 24, 2018, 01:20:38 PM »

I think you are all pretty funny in the aggregate.

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« Reply #3707 on: August 24, 2018, 01:29:44 PM »

Still waiting Till someone comes up with another joke.
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« Reply #3708 on: August 24, 2018, 01:54:53 PM »

Nearly soiled myself on that one.....
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« Reply #3709 on: August 24, 2018, 01:58:48 PM »

I had planned to make a chair from a pile of small rocks....Decided to go with one large rock...Boulder choice I think... cheers
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« Reply #3710 on: August 24, 2018, 02:08:27 PM »

..which was rude of me since my mom carried the rocks over to my house....It was the mother lode...... Dead Horse
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« Reply #3711 on: August 24, 2018, 02:16:41 PM »

That was a brackish thing to say about your mom.
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« Reply #3712 on: August 24, 2018, 02:19:16 PM »

Now that I think of it, Euhedral the same conclusion as I do.
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« Reply #3713 on: August 24, 2018, 02:23:10 PM »

How many quartz have youse guys have you had already today?
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« Reply #3714 on: August 24, 2018, 02:37:00 PM »

I am such a stope, I thought you were forming a conglomerate!
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« Reply #3715 on: August 24, 2018, 02:38:24 PM »

So when two diamonds meet, is that carbon dating?
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« Reply #3716 on: August 31, 2018, 08:22:00 AM »

If you lined up every car ever made, end to end....It would be  U.S. 131 North on Labor day  (that was for Slim)
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« Reply #3717 on: August 31, 2018, 08:23:33 AM »

Jimmy Hoffa has been found !!!...He is at Detroit Metro Hospital , Trying to organize labor pains
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« Reply #3718 on: August 31, 2018, 08:24:41 AM »

Does Jimmy Hoffa`s middle name being  " Riddle" strike anyone else as odd?
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« Reply #3719 on: August 31, 2018, 10:54:14 AM »

So Jerry I imagine your middle name being... straw... or maybe blue... or maybe black... or since you are getting older... elder
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