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« Reply #3660 on: July 06, 2018, 01:37:41 PM »

I got fired from my part time job at the calendar factory.  All I did, was take a couple of days off.

Then we will expect you to be more august in September  cheers
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« Reply #3661 on: July 06, 2018, 02:08:57 PM »



Then we will expect you to be more august in September  cheers
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I will accept that challenge!!
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« Reply #3662 on: July 06, 2018, 03:01:44 PM »

know why hurricanes travel so fast??  Because if they moved less briskly, They`d be slow-I-canes cheers
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« Reply #3663 on: July 06, 2018, 03:04:38 PM »

I`m not ignoring Monte`s theme for the day....I just let it go in one year and out the other....
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« Reply #3664 on: July 13, 2018, 07:11:14 AM »

anyone want a Golden Retriever  ??   I have had one for 8 months and he has not retrieved so much as a speck.....
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« Reply #3665 on: July 20, 2018, 07:42:03 AM »

Hmm.....looks like I am on my own here....hey JB, How does a train eat ??..It goes chew-chew
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« Reply #3666 on: July 20, 2018, 07:43:42 AM »

I almost bought a metal detector, But I found out you have to swing both ways....
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« Reply #3667 on: July 20, 2018, 12:15:59 PM »

I burned well over 2,000 calories last night.


That is the last time I try to cook brownies while I take a nap.
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« Reply #3668 on: July 20, 2018, 12:43:22 PM »

Yo Monte......Know which type of brownies are never on time Huh   Choco-late rolleyes
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« Reply #3669 on: July 20, 2018, 12:55:40 PM »

Different subject (maybe)..I walked out of a store last night and this youngster asked if I had any weed....I told him he could go to jail for weed and he said  " Really Huh  They sell weed at the jail " ?? cheers
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« Reply #3670 on: July 27, 2018, 08:55:44 AM »

This cow is walking around in a pasture and fell down a well.....I guess she didn`t see that well....
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« Reply #3671 on: July 27, 2018, 10:05:56 AM »

I hired a guy to chop down a tree and he couldn`t cut it....So I gave him the axe
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« Reply #3672 on: July 27, 2018, 10:06:34 AM »

.You saw that coming didn`t you... cheers
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« Reply #3673 on: July 27, 2018, 01:21:26 PM »

Did you know, people is sleeping bags, are the soft tacos of the bear world.
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« Reply #3674 on: July 27, 2018, 01:33:45 PM »

I'll bear with you on that statement. I also heard you need to wear bells so when the rangers paw through the bear scat, they can tell if there is bells in it, the bears got one.

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