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« Reply #3645 on: June 22, 2018, 10:56:54 AM »

And to build such a complex, you'd need carpenter ants . . .
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« Reply #3646 on: June 22, 2018, 11:11:29 AM »

And, speaking of carpente rants (sp?) if one of them was a pink pANTher, you'd have a lot of dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead aaaant.
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« Reply #3647 on: June 22, 2018, 11:20:57 AM »

No carpenter ants....They get board too easily
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« Reply #3648 on: June 22, 2018, 04:14:33 PM »

No carpenter ants....They get board too easily

Carpenter Ants have a reputation of being industrious and hard working, but what Jerry is saying would be the Antithesis of that behavior.
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« Reply #3649 on: June 22, 2018, 05:24:39 PM »

Wood you no what there thessis is inn?
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« Reply #3650 on: June 22, 2018, 05:26:19 PM »

No carpenter ants....They get board too easily

Carpenter Ants have a reputation of being industrious and hard working, but what Jerry is saying would be the Antithesis of that behavior.

Army ants, on the other hand, are regimented.

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« Reply #3651 on: June 22, 2018, 06:12:27 PM »


Army ants, on the other hand, are regimented.

Regards, Neil  Tucson, AZ

Neil, you're pretty sharp on European Cold War affairs -

If these Army Ants were stationed in Leningrad, would they have been Red Army Ants?
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« Reply #3652 on: June 22, 2018, 06:35:24 PM »

I'm feeling a strong antipathy to today's stupid jokes.   cheers
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« Reply #3653 on: June 22, 2018, 08:19:25 PM »


Army ants, on the other hand, are regimented.

Regards, Neil  Tucson, AZ

Neil, you're pretty sharp on European Cold War affairs -

If these Army Ants were stationed in Leningrad, would they have been Red Army Ants?

Touche!, Chris.   grin

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« Reply #3654 on: June 29, 2018, 10:55:34 AM »

It is so hot here today.....I saw a Robin use a pot holder to pull up a worm....
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« Reply #3655 on: June 29, 2018, 10:56:39 AM »

...farmers are feeding crushed ice to the chickens to prevent them from laying boiled eggs......
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« Reply #3656 on: June 29, 2018, 11:03:34 AM »

.Jehovah`s Witnesses are Telemarketing....(oops. Too far ?? )
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« Reply #3657 on: June 29, 2018, 12:03:37 PM »

.Jehovah`s Witnesses are Telemarketing....(oops. Too far ?? )

 grin grin grin cheers cheers cheers
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« Reply #3658 on: June 29, 2018, 07:13:43 PM »

Hot topic - tepid response.

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« Reply #3659 on: July 06, 2018, 11:15:39 AM »

I got fired from my part time job at the calendar factory.  All I did, was take a couple of days off.
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