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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3630 on: June 08, 2018, 08:44:43 AM »
Jerry, Patti tells me you bought a ream of graph paper... are you plotting something  :-o :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3631 on: June 08, 2018, 09:45:16 AM »
good lord Bob..Graph jokes????  Isn`t that a sine of madness??? :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3632 on: June 08, 2018, 10:34:45 AM »
good lord Bob..Graph jokes????  Isn`t that a sine of madness??? :cheers:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3633 on: June 08, 2018, 04:11:10 PM »
good lord Bob..Graph jokes????  Isn`t that a sine of madness??? :cheers:
Jerry, Patti tells me you bought a ream of graph paper... are you plotting something  :-o :cheers:

He'll never get away with it - Patti needs to cosine . . .
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3634 on: June 08, 2018, 08:05:10 PM »
I knew if I left you guys alone you would go off on a tangent.... again  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3635 on: June 08, 2018, 10:41:48 PM »
I knew if I left you guys alone you would go off on a tangent.... again  :cheers:


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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3636 on: June 09, 2018, 09:07:54 AM »
I knew if I left you guys alone you would go off on a tangent.... again  :cheers:

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"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3637 on: June 15, 2018, 09:19:19 AM »
Let's lower the bar a bit.

That way, I don't have to reach up to grab a drink . . .
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3638 on: June 15, 2018, 11:19:19 AM »
Let's lower the bar a bit.

That way, I don't have to reach up to grab a drink . . .

In that case......

Did you hear about the bee that asked the bartender for a drink?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3639 on: June 15, 2018, 11:50:36 AM »
what brand of car do raccoons drive??/….Furrari………...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3640 on: June 15, 2018, 11:53:59 AM »
This cowboy is out mending fences and loses his bible given to him from his dear ol` grandmother.  Two weeks later....A raccoon walks up to him holding said book in his little teeth......cowboy reaches down and takes the bible in his hands and looks skyward exclaiming " It`s a MIRACLE :!!!...The raccoon says  ' Not really. Your name is written inside" :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3641 on: June 22, 2018, 08:44:35 AM »
How many ants does it take to rent an apartment???...…..Ten ants
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3642 on: June 22, 2018, 10:20:07 AM »
With that many ants will they have an apartment complex?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3643 on: June 22, 2018, 10:21:06 AM »
And they'll probably need a condomaxium
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3644 on: June 22, 2018, 10:28:50 AM »
I think they`d need uncles with the ants to make things complex...……………...
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