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« Reply #3630 on: June 08, 2018, 08:44:43 AM »

Jerry, Patti tells me you bought a ream of graph paper... are you plotting something  shocked cheers
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« Reply #3631 on: June 08, 2018, 09:45:16 AM »

good lord Bob..Graph jokes?Huh  Isn`t that a sine of madness??? cheers
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« Reply #3632 on: June 08, 2018, 10:34:45 AM »

good lord Bob..Graph jokes?Huh  Isn`t that a sine of madness??? cheers

Now boys, let's not put the cartesian before the horizon . . .
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« Reply #3633 on: June 08, 2018, 04:11:10 PM »

good lord Bob..Graph jokes?Huh  Isn`t that a sine of madness??? cheers
Jerry, Patti tells me you bought a ream of graph paper... are you plotting something  shocked cheers

He'll never get away with it - Patti needs to cosine . . .
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« Reply #3634 on: June 08, 2018, 08:05:10 PM »

I knew if I left you guys alone you would go off on a tangent.... again  cheers
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« Reply #3635 on: June 08, 2018, 10:41:48 PM »

I knew if I left you guys alone you would go off on a tangent.... again  cheers


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« Reply #3636 on: June 09, 2018, 09:07:54 AM »

I knew if I left you guys alone you would go off on a tangent.... again  cheers

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« Reply #3637 on: June 15, 2018, 09:19:19 AM »

Let's lower the bar a bit.

That way, I don't have to reach up to grab a drink . . .
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« Reply #3638 on: June 15, 2018, 11:19:19 AM »

Let's lower the bar a bit.

That way, I don't have to reach up to grab a drink . . .

In that case......

Did you hear about the bee that asked the bartender for a drink?
He was politely told to buzz off!
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« Reply #3639 on: June 15, 2018, 11:50:36 AM »

what brand of car do raccoons drive??/….Furrari………...
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« Reply #3640 on: June 15, 2018, 11:53:59 AM »

This cowboy is out mending fences and loses his bible given to him from his dear ol` grandmother.  Two weeks later....A raccoon walks up to him holding said book in his little teeth......cowboy reaches down and takes the bible in his hands and looks skyward exclaiming " It`s a MIRACLE :!!!...The raccoon says  ' Not really. Your name is written inside" cheers
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« Reply #3641 on: June 22, 2018, 08:44:35 AM »

How many ants does it take to rent an apartment???...…..Ten ants
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« Reply #3642 on: June 22, 2018, 10:20:07 AM »

With that many ants will they have an apartment complex?
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« Reply #3643 on: June 22, 2018, 10:21:06 AM »

And they'll probably need a condomaxium
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« Reply #3644 on: June 22, 2018, 10:28:50 AM »

I think they`d need uncles with the ants to make things complex...……………...
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