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Author Topic: Stupid joke Friday  (Read 945981 times)

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Offline 4-barrel Mike

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3615 on: May 18, 2018, 01:12:18 PM »
Remembering today's hero: Thomas Crapper - Sanitary Engineer (look him up):



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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3616 on: May 25, 2018, 08:16:33 AM »
Off the toilet and back to jokes...….Ghosts are bad liars...You can see right through them...…………..
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3617 on: May 25, 2018, 10:17:11 AM »
Does a rhyming ranch-hand use a poet lariat?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3618 on: May 25, 2018, 12:00:55 PM »
a good pun is it`s own reword :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3619 on: May 25, 2018, 02:27:24 PM »
a good pun is it`s own reword :cheers:

And the bad ones wind up here! :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3620 on: May 25, 2018, 04:16:07 PM »
A wun is the lowest form of pit!  :cry: :-D
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3621 on: June 01, 2018, 08:20:30 AM »
My local butcher was arrested for being a Russian spy....Guess there is more to him than meats the eye...………...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3622 on: June 01, 2018, 08:21:51 AM »
…….he is also 6`7" tall...Know what he weighs???  Meat....Butcher`s weigh meat...……………. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3623 on: June 01, 2018, 09:43:17 AM »
My local butcher was arrested for being a Russian spy....Guess there is more to him than meats the eye...………...

A good butcher takes his time - he shouldn't be Russian.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3624 on: June 01, 2018, 09:59:09 AM »
I think my butcher is Polish... He knew what it was when he saw sage....  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3625 on: June 01, 2018, 10:47:47 AM »
I find it hard to take that you're Putin Russians into this thread.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3626 on: June 01, 2018, 12:18:02 PM »
I just added them for dressing Mike...………….
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3627 on: June 01, 2018, 12:23:04 PM »
Same butcher (the Russian one) had a lady walk in and ask if he had pig`s ears...Butcher says " No...It`s just the way my hair is parted ………." :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3628 on: June 08, 2018, 08:31:42 AM »
Where to math teachers go on vacation???...………………..Times Square
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3629 on: June 08, 2018, 08:43:09 AM »
Jerry, you're late. Were you not counting or miscounting the days :? :?

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