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« Reply #3615 on: May 18, 2018, 01:12:18 PM »

Remembering today's hero: Thomas Crapper - Sanitary Engineer (look him up):



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« Reply #3616 on: May 25, 2018, 08:16:33 AM »

Off the toilet and back to jokes....Ghosts are bad liars...You can see right through them.....
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« Reply #3617 on: May 25, 2018, 10:17:11 AM »

Does a rhyming ranch-hand use a poet lariat?
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« Reply #3618 on: May 25, 2018, 12:00:55 PM »

a good pun is it`s own reword cheers
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« Reply #3619 on: May 25, 2018, 02:27:24 PM »

a good pun is it`s own reword cheers

And the bad ones wind up here! cheers
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« Reply #3620 on: May 25, 2018, 04:16:07 PM »

A wun is the lowest form of pit!  cry grin
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« Reply #3621 on: June 01, 2018, 08:20:30 AM »

My local butcher was arrested for being a Russian spy....Guess there is more to him than meats the eye......
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« Reply #3622 on: June 01, 2018, 08:21:51 AM »

.he is also 6`7" tall...Know what he weighs???  Meat....Butcher`s weigh meat.... cheers
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« Reply #3623 on: June 01, 2018, 09:43:17 AM »

My local butcher was arrested for being a Russian spy....Guess there is more to him than meats the eye......

A good butcher takes his time - he shouldn't be Russian.
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« Reply #3624 on: June 01, 2018, 09:59:09 AM »

I think my butcher is Polish... He knew what it was when he saw sage....  cheers
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« Reply #3625 on: June 01, 2018, 10:47:47 AM »

I find it hard to take that you're Putin Russians into this thread.

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« Reply #3626 on: June 01, 2018, 12:18:02 PM »

I just added them for dressing Mike....
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« Reply #3627 on: June 01, 2018, 12:23:04 PM »

Same butcher (the Russian one) had a lady walk in and ask if he had pig`s ears...Butcher says " No...It`s just the way my hair is parted ." cheers cheers cheers
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« Reply #3628 on: June 08, 2018, 08:31:42 AM »

Where to math teachers go on vacation???.....Times Square
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« Reply #3629 on: June 08, 2018, 08:43:09 AM »

Jerry, you're late. Were you not counting or miscounting the days huh huh

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