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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3600 on: May 11, 2018, 12:56:45 PM »
Now, now you two.....We don`t want anyone hunkered down in their safe space cuddling a puppy and sipping cocoa................ :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3601 on: May 11, 2018, 03:53:14 PM »
I'm gonna need to see a birth certificate to believe that, Neil.   :mrgreen:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3602 on: May 18, 2018, 07:51:49 AM »
Do plumbers play craps at a casino?..................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3603 on: May 18, 2018, 07:53:25 AM »
Plumber.........Only job where the boss insists your joints have plenty of dope in them............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3604 on: May 18, 2018, 08:46:13 AM »
Plumber jokes.... really... we don't get cracked up over those Jerry  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3605 on: May 18, 2018, 08:50:57 AM »
Said Bob with a sly wink and a nudge w/ an ...elbow............... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3606 on: May 18, 2018, 09:38:52 AM »
I'd venture into the nipple and bung aspects of this subject, but Slim wants us to keep things PvC.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3607 on: May 18, 2018, 09:40:54 AM »
PVC jokes???...No sweat............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3608 on: May 18, 2018, 09:42:21 AM »
Yo Nami.......It`s Friday...Join our plumbing joke thread.............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3609 on: May 18, 2018, 09:43:32 AM »
..........before the thread jokes taper off............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3610 on: May 18, 2018, 09:54:38 AM »
..........before the thread jokes taper off............

Didn't you mean pipe in before things taper

I just cemented my knowledge of PVC work last week while installing my geothermal heat pump.... glad I didn't sweat the small stuff....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3611 on: May 18, 2018, 09:56:14 AM »
This plumber gets a house call for a leak repair and arrives at 11:50  a. m...........The lovely young gal who owns the house shows him the trouble spot in the bathroom and asks if  would be O.K for her to take a bath while he is eating lunch. The plumber sits on the toilet and says " No problem...Just try not to splash water on my sandwich "
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3612 on: May 18, 2018, 09:58:02 AM »
I am flush w/ plumbing jokes........
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3613 on: May 18, 2018, 10:12:18 AM »
gluing PVC..................prime job to get stuck with.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3614 on: May 18, 2018, 12:36:43 PM »
A doctor calls a plumber at night to unclog his kitchen sink. The plumber runs a snake down the drain, takes him about three minutes. Tells the doctor "that will be $150"
The doctor says "$150 dollars, I'm a doctor and I don't make that kind of money."
Plumber says "I didn't make that kind of money when I was a doctor either"

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