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« Reply #3585 on: April 20, 2018, 09:13:23 AM »

Must be 4/20 on the duck side of the moon, as well . . .
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« Reply #3586 on: April 20, 2018, 10:01:32 AM »

eh-hem..........


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« Reply #3587 on: April 27, 2018, 07:53:56 AM »

What did the pig say as he sun bathed on the beach??.. "I`m bacon"................
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« Reply #3588 on: April 27, 2018, 08:37:57 AM »

Macon Bacon... comes from Georgia....

Makin Bacon.... comes in a variety of ways...


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« Reply #3589 on: April 27, 2018, 09:05:11 AM »

Meanwhile - a long time ago in Beerhaven . . .

https://shepherdexpress.com/arts-and-entertainment/ae-feature/dick-bacon-abides/
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« Reply #3590 on: April 27, 2018, 10:11:02 AM »

Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies HuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuh
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« Reply #3591 on: April 27, 2018, 10:57:51 AM »

Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies HuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuh


I asked the neighbor's dog.  He said - "raw, raw, raw".
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« Reply #3592 on: May 04, 2018, 09:19:39 AM »

I`m not saying Santa is a drinking man...But I hear he replaced the reindeer with the Schlitz malt Liquor Bull.............
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« Reply #3593 on: May 04, 2018, 09:20:22 AM »

........At least that`s what I ..." herd" cheers
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« Reply #3594 on: May 11, 2018, 07:36:22 AM »

For Mike................what is large, gray, Irish and lives in a river in Africa??..A Hip O` potamus
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« Reply #3595 on: May 11, 2018, 09:05:49 AM »

Wow Jerry, does that mean the Opossum is actually an Irish animal  cheers
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« Reply #3596 on: May 11, 2018, 09:43:22 AM »

Ya know Bob.....My wife is Irish....Her maiden name was Patti O` Furniture......Spends a lot of time out on the deck...............
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« Reply #3597 on: May 11, 2018, 10:03:17 AM »

I think my last girlfriend was Scotch and Irish. She liked to get drunk and just did not like to pay for it.
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« Reply #3598 on: May 11, 2018, 11:48:24 AM »

So our last president was actually Irish.....O'bama?

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« Reply #3599 on: May 11, 2018, 12:28:13 PM »

I'm gonna need to see a birth certificate to believe that, Neil.   afro

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