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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3570 on: March 16, 2018, 09:02:26 AM »
No problem Woody...................I tried to book a hotel room on the moon....But it was full.................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3571 on: March 16, 2018, 10:31:41 AM »
Just as well, Jerry.  They have bed bugs . . . I think they're called lunar ticks.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3572 on: March 16, 2018, 10:37:17 AM »
Yo Chris....I`m just happy they are doing so well........A few weeks ago they were down to the last quarter...................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3573 on: March 16, 2018, 07:27:55 PM »
St Patrick Day has started in Ireland.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3574 on: March 23, 2018, 06:56:42 AM »
what did one rain drop say to the other???..." Two`s company, Three is a cloud......"
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3575 on: March 23, 2018, 06:57:24 AM »
Tried to get up early today to see the fog.....But I mist...............................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3576 on: March 30, 2018, 07:50:19 AM »
As a child I had a weird disease that required me to eat dirt and worms three times per day in order to survive...Thankfully I had older sisters that pointed that out........
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3577 on: April 06, 2018, 08:18:35 AM »
This old gray bearded one percenter saddle tramp goes out for a night on the town....He awakes the next morning in the driveway outside his trailer and notices his glass eye is missing....He calls down to The Iron Horse Saloon and requests that the bartender rummage through the lost and found for said glass eye....Barkeep does so and asks ..." What color is your`s" ?.......................... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3578 on: April 06, 2018, 06:32:51 PM »
Overheard recently in Australia.....

A.    "yea, but I think she's a lesbian..."

B.     "wasn't the last time I checked..."

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3579 on: April 13, 2018, 08:00:59 AM »
Know where otters come from???...otter space.......
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3580 on: April 13, 2018, 08:02:08 AM »
I think I need to work on my reading skills...I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.......... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3581 on: April 13, 2018, 09:04:23 AM »
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3582 on: April 20, 2018, 07:53:27 AM »
Old geezer is walking down the sidewalk when he sees a young boy  sitting on the curb crying. The old boy asks the child why he is crying...The kid says " Because I can`t do the things  the teenage boys do". So the gent sat down and cried with him. :evil:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3583 on: April 20, 2018, 08:12:10 AM »
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3584 on: April 20, 2018, 08:20:55 AM »
Forgive me for this one.......................Two old ladies are sitting on the porch chatting and one asks the other if she ever feels horny...The ol` gal says that she does, But she sucks on a lifesaver and it goes away...The first lady asks...." Which beach do you go to "?...... :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
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