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Offline manta22

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3540 on: February 22, 2018, 10:00:55 AM »
Jon;

I was watching the Olympic skiing events on TV last night and noticed the wavy blue lines on the snow. Did a Porta-Potty fall over and roll downhill?  :-D

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3541 on: February 22, 2018, 11:11:08 AM »
Friday morning in Korea.  :-D
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3542 on: February 22, 2018, 01:51:43 PM »
I`ll let it go THIS time Neil............. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3543 on: February 23, 2018, 06:56:12 AM »
OK Neil..............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3544 on: February 23, 2018, 07:08:05 AM »
When I found out my toaster isn`t water proof...I was shocked.... :lol:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3545 on: February 23, 2018, 07:15:34 AM »
I remember one time as a small child...My dad was washing the family station wagon with me and mom yelled from the house...'Hey, use a sponge instead".................................. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3546 on: February 23, 2018, 01:36:40 PM »
"THEATER SEATS FOR SENIORS"


  An old man lay awkwardly sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theatre
 
When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man,
"Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
 
The old man didn't budge.
 
The usher became more impatient.
"Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."
 
Once again, the old man just muttered and did nothing.
 
The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment returned with the manager.
Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the old disheveled man, but with no success.
 
Finally they summoned the police.
 
The officer surveyed the situation briefly, then asked, "All right, buddy, what's your name?"
 
"Fred," the old man moaned.
 
"Where you from, Fred?" asked the police officer.
 
With a terrible strain in his voice, and without moving, Fred replied;
 
"The balcony"....

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3547 on: March 02, 2018, 07:05:32 AM »
what do you call a person that quits their diet???...a desserter..............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3548 on: March 02, 2018, 08:24:37 AM »
Jerry dieting is serious.... don't sugarcoat it....   :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3549 on: March 02, 2018, 08:38:46 AM »
Yo Bob...I`ll just hang out at a paint store....You can get thinner there...............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3550 on: March 02, 2018, 10:49:13 AM »
Jerry I always eat well balanced meals... ya know... heavy beer with heavy food... light wine with light food, spicy wine with spicy food....
although there is a point that balance can be lost  :-o  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3551 on: March 02, 2018, 11:19:52 AM »
I see the scales tipping in Stainless's flavor...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3552 on: March 02, 2018, 12:40:05 PM »
So THIS is how you want to play eh??...Alcohol doesn`t make you fat..It makes you lean....on tables..on chairs...random strangers........
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3553 on: March 02, 2018, 12:40:47 PM »
Know what`s fun about being sober???....Nothing :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3554 on: March 02, 2018, 10:54:27 PM »
Jerry....
can't top those today.... maybe on Sundae
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