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Offline floydjer

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3465 on: January 05, 2018, 01:55:35 PM »
That class could be a barrel of fun....................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3466 on: January 05, 2018, 02:26:55 PM »
Depends on how high you set your sights.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3467 on: January 05, 2018, 03:04:02 PM »
A bang up class for sure...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3468 on: January 05, 2018, 04:28:34 PM »
Just saw the local high school is offering a gunsmithing class.... triggernometry


I read a CLIP in a MAGAZINE about it.

It said the instructor had been FIRED over BLOWBACK from a CHOKING incident.

One SINGLE ACTION like this can cause a RECOIL if not SILENCED.

Lets keep a GRIP and not GO OFF half COCKED and SLING mud until the truth is EXTRACTED in the judges CHAMBER.

The PRESS has been MUZZELED and warned about BREECHES.     :roll:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3469 on: January 05, 2018, 04:58:12 PM »
I heard the report.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3470 on: January 05, 2018, 05:12:48 PM »
Sounds like they were zeroing in on the target.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3471 on: January 06, 2018, 09:09:18 AM »
I heard some slug wrote that report.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3472 on: January 06, 2018, 10:06:41 AM »
That was only a basic report- sort of a primer. Written for the upper echelon brass.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3473 on: January 06, 2018, 12:42:11 PM »
The slug was probably very low velocity.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3474 on: January 06, 2018, 12:51:02 PM »
Or a few grains short of a full charge!?   :-o :-D  :dhorse:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3475 on: January 06, 2018, 04:37:57 PM »
Who really gives a shoot.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3476 on: January 06, 2018, 10:54:42 PM »
Friday was yesterday guys....  :|
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3477 on: January 07, 2018, 09:25:12 AM »
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3478 on: January 08, 2018, 07:46:03 AM »
Woody...Of all people......
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3479 on: January 08, 2018, 09:49:54 AM »
"Office Space"- one of the funniest movies ever!

Regards, Neil  Tucson, AZ
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