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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3450 on: December 22, 2017, 10:18:08 AM »
Why is Christmas just like a day in the office?


You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3451 on: December 22, 2017, 10:51:10 AM »
Twas, the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, they'd been worn all week and needed the air!   :-D

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3452 on: December 22, 2017, 10:56:02 AM »
what do you call an elf with money ???   .....welfy...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3453 on: December 22, 2017, 10:57:19 AM »
If eleven elves were standing together and another elf joined them....would he be the twelf ????
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3454 on: December 22, 2017, 11:10:34 AM »
My blonde friend Marybeth is so goofy.......when she learned that a computer password needed to be at least 8 characters...She used Snow White and the 7 Dwarves...........
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3455 on: December 22, 2017, 11:18:05 AM »
Long ago there was a Russian Czar by the name of Rudolph the Red.

While looking out the window of his palace, he stated to his wife that it had began to rain.

His wife replied that it was too cold to rain, so it must be sleet.

He said, it is not sleet, it is rain!

Rudolph the Red, knows rain, dear.   :roll:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3456 on: December 22, 2017, 11:57:41 AM »
I broke my ankle a while back and the doctor told me I`d be on my feet in no time at all....And he was right..i had to sell my car to pay his bill........................... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3457 on: December 29, 2017, 07:42:55 AM »
New years resolutions...They go in one year and out the other...........
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3458 on: December 29, 2017, 07:44:15 AM »
for 2018..I resolve  to not set myself on fire whilst showing the bride a really neat trick....again... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3459 on: December 29, 2017, 09:50:48 AM »
Jerry, did you hear about the Ram that went looking for the end of a rainbow... after one of the Kids told him he'd find a double ewe...  :roll:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3460 on: December 29, 2017, 10:19:57 AM »
Sure Bob...and then they could wool the world.......................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3461 on: December 29, 2017, 08:40:24 PM »
The ram was in a line going up the mountain path and fell off. He didn't see the ewe turn.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3462 on: January 05, 2018, 07:49:44 AM »
In honor of the -8 weather today....What did one emperor penguin say to the other???  Nothing..he gave him the cold shoulder
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3463 on: January 05, 2018, 07:57:51 AM »
It`s  so cold here...Starbucks is selling coffee on a stick.............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3464 on: January 05, 2018, 10:51:15 AM »
Just saw the local high school is offering a gunsmithing class.... triggernometry
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MSA Bockscar Lakester #1000 my fastest mile 245 and change, 84 ci turbobusa motor... but Corey's 233 MPH H/BFL record is still 3MPH faster than mine.