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Author Topic: Stupid joke Friday  (Read 906015 times)

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3435 on: December 08, 2017, 12:19:04 PM »
you guy's are starting to bug me...
sorry...I don`t have an ant sir to that one.......................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3436 on: December 08, 2017, 12:22:24 PM »
Sheesh - you guys will wriggle around and do anything to worm a little humor out of a situation.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3437 on: December 08, 2017, 12:45:23 PM »
ahem........................Only a small segment of us Jon.........................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3438 on: December 08, 2017, 01:34:54 PM »
But is The segment enough to reproduce? Male or female?

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3439 on: December 15, 2017, 10:11:06 AM »
Jerry.... Jerry.... Jerry.... Jerry.... it's Friday

and it's close enough to Christmas... yule be able to start Christmas jokes  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3440 on: December 15, 2017, 12:01:38 PM »
Bob, he's likely hung over.  Jerry was doing Karaoke at Harold Angel's last night.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3441 on: December 15, 2017, 12:24:43 PM »
Since this snow started falling, Patti just stands there looking through the glass....If it gets too deep for her, I`ll let her inside. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3442 on: December 15, 2017, 12:26:11 PM »
And M/M....10 years sober as of  Oct. 12........But :cheers:anyway
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3443 on: December 15, 2017, 12:50:51 PM »
I don't believe in Santa.  Does that make me a rebel without a Claus?  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3444 on: December 15, 2017, 12:55:08 PM »
And M/M....10 years sober as of  Oct. 12........But :cheers:anyway


Now just put down your Cuban cigars and your AK47s, and the ATF will be off your back completely.


Seriously, though, good for you, my friend.  :-)
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3445 on: December 15, 2017, 12:57:49 PM »
Since this snow started falling, Patti just stands there looking through the glass....If it gets too deep for her, I`ll let her inside. :cheers:

Same with me and Kate - except I checked the forecast and texted her - "It's going to rain, dear".
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3446 on: December 15, 2017, 01:02:33 PM »
holiday puns eh...?   Hmmmm... Think I might need help decorating the x_mas tree, better call Judy Garland....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3447 on: December 15, 2017, 01:04:14 PM »
favorite Nintendo game in Vietnam ???   TETris.......... :cheers:  ( send those hateful p.m.`s to...Seldom Se.....)
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3448 on: December 22, 2017, 07:39:11 AM »
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb ?? ...10...1 changes the bulb, The other 9 stand on each other`s shoulders..........
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3449 on: December 22, 2017, 07:39:59 AM »
what do you call an elf that tells bad jokes ??  A Christmas card............
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