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Offline Speed Limit 1000

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3390 on: October 06, 2017, 04:20:05 PM »
Stainless and Slim, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Slim didn't show up. Stainless didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.. But after Slim hadn't shown up for a week or so, Stainless really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Stainless didn't know where Slim lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and Stainless figured he had seen the last of Slim, but one day, Stainless approached the park and -- lo and behold -- there sat Slim!
Stainless was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said,'For crying out loud Slim, what in the world happened to you?'
Slim replied, 'I have been in jail.'
'Jail!' cried Stainless. What in the world for?'
'Well,' Slim said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?'
'Yeah,' said Stainless, 'I remember her. What about her?
'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I plead
'guilty'.
'The Dodge judge gave me 30 days for perjury’.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3391 on: October 06, 2017, 07:53:48 PM »
Sign next to a urinal - "We aim to please. You aim too , please"
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3392 on: October 13, 2017, 08:18:53 AM »
what has a head, a tail ,But no legs???  A coin... :roll:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3393 on: October 13, 2017, 08:20:20 AM »
I have an Asian friend who is a stock broker...His name is " Cha Ching"......Ooops..crossed the line again didn`t I ? :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3394 on: October 20, 2017, 08:28:44 AM »
What would you name a camel with no hump???...Humphrey..
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3395 on: October 20, 2017, 11:30:35 AM »
Quote from: floydjer on October 20, 2017, 08:28:44 AM
What would you name a camel with no hump???...Humphrey..

So should I stick my nose under the tent?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3396 on: October 20, 2017, 12:05:46 PM »
As we've moved on to animals...

what breed of dog can do magic tricks?

Labracadabrador.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3397 on: October 20, 2017, 12:55:36 PM »
Of course the dog has an owl for a side-kick...It`s named Hoo-dini.................. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3398 on: October 20, 2017, 07:45:54 PM »
Theater students at Texas A&M once put on a production of Lawrence of Arabia in the camel milking parlor of the Ag Sciences lab in College Station.

The facility is now known as the "Drama-Dairy".   
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3399 on: October 21, 2017, 09:51:16 AM »
Too bad this thread is no good for Wednesday aka Hump day!   :-D :dhorse:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3400 on: October 27, 2017, 07:45:34 AM »
I saw a dentist get into a fight w/ a manicurist.....It was  tooth and nail...............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3401 on: October 27, 2017, 07:46:58 AM »
Some stole a crate of Viagra from the local Fed Ex....Cops are looking for hardened criminals..............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3402 on: October 27, 2017, 08:25:37 AM »
Quote from: floydjer on October 27, 2017, 07:46:58 AM
Some stole a crate of Viagra from the local Fed Ex....Cops are looking for hardened criminals..............

Update - police have erected a booby trap . . .
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3403 on: October 27, 2017, 08:35:55 AM »
Yeah, The Man is always puttin` it to the working stiff.................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #3404 on: November 03, 2017, 11:59:49 AM »
What do you call a woman that gambles??....Betty... :cheers:
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